It hit me when I saw an ad for a cereal aimed at easing constipation. Every generation experiences these moments. Baby Boomers likely cringed when Nike featured The Beatles’ “Revolution” in an ad back in the ’80s, and though it may have never aired, there was talk of a Buick commercial using The Doors’ “Light My Fire” in the ’60s. Yet, certain songs face worse fates than others. Here’s a look at twelve of the most notorious examples. Did I overlook any?
- “Total Eclipse of the Heart” for Fiber One
This is the very song that inspired this list. Bonnie Tyler’s classic from 1983 was turned into a jingle for snacks that promote digestion. Imagine the singers belting out lines like, “I finally found the right snack!” - “If I Should Fall From Grace With God” for Subaru
While Shane MacGowan’s dental bills may be substantial, the song itself remains untouched. - “Lust for Life” for Royal Caribbean
Using a song that discusses heroin addiction to market cruises? That’s quite a leap. - “Bittersweet Symphony” for Nike
The Verve’s 1997 hit heavily sampled a Rolling Stones track. The Stones won the royalties and licensed it for commercials, including Nike’s. It’s still a fantastic song, though! - “Think” for Big Lots
Originally about freedom, the lyrics were adjusted to emphasize “value.” This is disheartening on multiple levels. - “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” for Alamo
In 1998, Alamo modified Bobby McFerrin’s catchy anthem from the ’80s. While it doesn’t bother me as much, the song is tied to the forgettable movie Cocktail. - “99 Red Balloons” for Coca-Cola
Remember when this song was a poignant commentary on nuclear war? - “Push It” for Geico
At least Salt-N-Pepa are in on the humor here! - “Mony Mony” for Nissan
It’s not so much about the song’s quality; it’s that partying and irresponsible behavior shouldn’t be linked to driving. - “Blue Monday” for Sunkist
I’m placing this low on the list as I’m not sure it aired in the U.S., but New Order for Sunkist? That’s a curious pairing. - “Unbelievable” for Kraft
I hope EMF received plenty of cheese for altering the lyrics to “Crumbelievable.” - “Whip It” for Swiffer
Devo allowed their iconic track to be used in a P&G commercial simply because they found it absurd. While I couldn’t embed the commercial here, you can check it out “archived for educational use” here.
In summary, it’s amazing how these once-cherished songs have been transformed into marketing tools. While it can be amusing, it also makes one nostalgic for the original meanings behind the music. For more insights into the world of home insemination, check out this excellent resource. If you’re interested in at-home options, consider visiting Make A Mom for quality products.