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Time feels endless during the day, yet the years vanish in a heartbeat. A visit to the doctor’s office with kids stretches into an eternity of both moments and hours. Here are some valuable lessons I’ve picked up by the age of 40:

• Chores are an excellent way to teach kids responsibility.
• A well-fitting bra is crucial and should be removed no later than 9 p.m. Honestly, 5 p.m. works too.
• When uncertain, skip the purchase—especially when it involves shoes or lipstick.
• Occasionally, you’ll attend events like Disney on Ice purely for your child’s enjoyment, not because you want to shell out $7.50 for a lukewarm souvenir mug of hot chocolate.
• At Disney on Ice, stale popcorn is equally overpriced.
• You can give yourself a pretty decent pedicure, but having a professional do it is far more relaxing.
• While exercising is important, indulging in a bag of kettle corn popcorn every now and then is equally vital—it’s all about balance!
• Your kids might reminisce about the “good old days” as any time before the Internet.
• Red nail polish often requires 3-4 coats for full coverage.
• Mirrors can seem pointless, yet they do help in making your kids believe you possess eyes in the back of your head.
• Cookies are delightful and should never be dismissed.
• However, laundry is truly the most tedious of chores.
• The size of your home is less important than the love that fills it—cheesy but true.
• Marriage isn’t always easy, but savoring your anniversary cake makes it worthwhile.
• You may find yourself old enough to be the mother of the attractive lifeguards at the pool.
• Having children is a momentous occasion, but nurturing them into admirable adults is an even greater challenge.
• “Low rise” on clothing translates to “avoid purchasing.”
• Mom jeans (or my version, jeggings) do have their benefits.
• Being your authentic self is the best aspiration.
• Drop-off birthday parties? The ultimate win.
• It’s preferable for your husband to explain “the birds and the bees” to your pre-teen son.
• Jotting down your thoughts immediately is a great way to capture fleeting ideas.
• Wrinkles sneak up on you.
• A fantastic hairdresser is essential.
• Spending quality time truly listening to loved ones is invaluable.
• And remember, 40 is simply a number!

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In summary, life lessons accumulate over the years, blending humor, practicality, and wisdom. Embrace the journey, and remember that every experience contributes to the person you’ve become.