8 Things I’m Too Mature to Put Up With

8 Things I'm Too Mature to Put Up Withself insemination kit

As I reflect on the things that bug me more than they used to, I realize that age brings a certain clarity. Here are eight behaviors I can no longer tolerate.

1. Time Wasters

Honestly, I have no interest in watching your wedding video, even if it’s been seven years since I flew across the country to be there. I appreciate the memories, but if I wanted to revisit that night, believe me, I would ask to see it myself.

2. Inefficient Ordering

To the person at the deli who has already placed your order—please step aside! Let the rest of us order without feeling like we’re in a game of basketball trying to get around you. You’ll get your food just as quickly if you give others the chance to order too!

3. Personal Space Invaders

Dear gas station attendant, I intentionally keep my hand just below yours when you hand me my change to avoid any contact. It’s nothing personal—just a preference for my own space.

4. Fake Apologies

If you’re checking your phone at dinner for the third time, don’t apologize again. Just admit you’re distracted. I’d rather you be straightforward with me than keep pretending it’s a big deal.

5. Noisy Eating

To the snack enthusiast at the movie theater—let’s keep the popcorn crunching to a minimum, shall we? It’s quite distracting when half the popcorn ends up around your face. A feed bag might actually be a better solution for you!

6. Slow Decision-Makers

Hey, driver at the Taco Bell window, you’ve been there for five minutes. Taco Bell has not changed its menu in ages! You’ve had time to think it over—let’s get moving!

7. Disingenuous Friends

To the friend who hasn’t contacted me in over a year—if you’re going to ask for a favor, just get to the point. I appreciate honesty, and I’d be much more inclined to help if you skip the pretense.

8. Poor Call Responders

If you miss my call, don’t text me “what’s up” right after. Either call me back or let the call go. Otherwise, it just feels like a game.

For more insights into navigating relationships and personal boundaries, you can check out this blog post. And for those exploring the world of home insemination, visit Make a Mom’s site for some great resources or learn more about this topic at UCSF’s Center.

In summary, as I mature, I find myself less willing to tolerate behaviors that waste time, invade personal space, and lack authenticity. It’s all about valuing my time and experiences.