I’m a mom, and let’s be real—sometimes, it’s a bit of a challenge. It’s frustrating when I whip up a home-cooked meal that took time and effort, only for the kids to turn their noses up at it. It’s annoying when I just steam-mopped the floor and, moments later, someone spills chocolate milk all over it. And let’s not even talk about the chaos that ensues when I’m almost finished folding laundry, only to discover the kids have turned the bathroom into a mini swimming pool because I was distracted.
On top of that, dealing with my monthly cycle while little ones are banging on the bathroom door is a whole different level of chaos! But amid all this, there are those glorious moments when I get a chance to step out—away from the kids, with my favorite music blasting—and it brings some balance back to my life. I usually return home feeling rejuvenated (though perhaps a bit worse for wear).
However, the absolute worst part? Waking up and scrolling through social media the next day only to find a photo of me, caught mid-bite or mid-yawn, looking less than stellar. I know I don’t have that many chins in real life—I’ve checked in the mirror after desperately untagging myself from the unflattering image.
So, let’s establish some friendly ground rules for sharing pictures of each other online. After all, a lot of effort goes into looking presentable with the chaos of a toddler asking a million questions while I try to get ready. It’s just not cool to let unflattering representations of us roam free in cyberspace! Here’s my personal guide to posting pictures of your friends on social media:
Rule No. 1:
Never share unflattering photos of your friends. If you look great but they don’t, simply crop them out. It’s easy!
Rule No. 2:
Sharing bad pictures can come back to haunt you—expect awkward angles and unflattering poses in every photo you take afterward. Don’t believe me? Just try it!
Rule No. 3:
Always follow girl code. If my bra is showing or my pants are unzipped, for heaven’s sake, tell me! We can easily fix it and snap a new shot.
Rule No. 4:
Everyone in the picture should look acceptable to the public eye. No drunken escapades without consent! If you catch me belting out a tune at karaoke, text me first before posting.
Rule No. 5:
If you’re unsure whether to post, just don’t. It’s that simple!
Rule No. 6:
If visible undergarments are peeking out, it’s an instant no-go. We all have those moments we hope never get captured on camera.
Rule No. 7:
If you look fantastic next to a friend who doesn’t, and you share that photo just for your own glory, you’re on the fast track to bad karma.
Now, go ahead and enjoy those group selfies! Just remember to follow these guidelines, or else.
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Summary:
This guide offers light-hearted yet essential rules for sharing pictures of your friends on social media. It emphasizes the importance of respecting each other’s appearances while enjoying the fun of capturing memories together.