Ah, breakfast in bed! It’s a sweet gesture, kiddos. While I usually prefer a bowl of Raisin Bran, the effort you put into those homemade pancakes warms my heart and makes me want to shower you with kisses. Thank you for that!
And darling husband, I truly appreciate the trendy tennis dress you chose for me—though I’m not quite sure it’s my style anymore. Since I no longer fit into a size 2 and my shape has evolved post-babies, I’m hesitant about pulling it off. Just because something is made of stretchy fabric doesn’t mean it should be worn by everyone! Remember, I’m in my forties now!
I love you all dearly, which is why I always respond with enthusiasm to your thoughtful surprises on this special day. However, if you could take a peek into my mind, you’d find out what a mother truly craves:
A Team of Poop Cleanup Crew
Let’s face it—dogs do what dogs do, and that means plenty of mess in the yard. We have a mountain of free plastic bags from the grocery store stashed under the sink for this very purpose, plus a collection of colorful doggy bags bought at the pet store. Yet somehow, I seem to end up as the one scooping it all up. It feels like you’d rather step in it than take on the task of tossing it in the bin. How about we share the load? I certainly don’t enjoy digging poop out of the grooves of your shoes!
The Right to Use the Bathroom in Peace
“Mooooommm!” yells one of my daughters as I finally get some alone time in the bathroom. The other walks in without a second thought, wanting to discuss endangered elephants for a school project just as I’m trying to find a moment of relief. Conversations about conservation while I’m seated and… you know, doing my business? Not exactly ideal!
Someone to Handle the Service Calls for a Year
Whether it’s Verizon, Time Warner, or Apple Support, the endless cycle of “we value your business” is exhausting. If something’s broken or making strange noises, please take my phone and deal with it for the next twelve months. I’m begging you!
Dirty Socks Actually Making It into the Hamper
No explanation needed here. Just, please, can we make this happen?
Made Beds Without Me Having to Wrestle with Sheets
Your top bunk is a nightmare. Getting the sheets on that mattress is more challenging than escaping a locked room. Sometimes I let weeks go by without changing them because, honestly, it’s just that hard!
Kids Sorting Their Own Toys
Have you taken a look at your playroom lately? Why are hundreds of Littlest Pet Shop figures tangled with LEGO sets? And don’t even get me started on the random plastic trinkets from birthday parties. It’s an overwhelming cluttered chaos that haunts my dreams.
A Chilled Bottle of Veuve Clicquot
How lovely would it be to share a bottle of bubbly with my wonderful husband? At this point, I wouldn’t mind enjoying it solo!
Hey, family! There’s always next year to make these dreams a reality!
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Summary
Mother’s Day wishes can often reflect the daily struggles of motherhood, from dealing with pet messes to craving a moment of privacy. While the gestures from family are appreciated, what many mothers truly desire includes practical support and a little pampering.