Are those pesky Facebook notifications really worth your time? You often find yourself hoping for something meaningful, only to discover it’s just someone commenting on a photo that really isn’t even you. Here are 33 notifications that moms could genuinely find useful.
- Rise and shine! Your coffee intake is below ideal levels. Time for another 1.5 cups!
- Don’t forget to grab a sweater before you head out.
- It’s 10:00 a.m. Have you had breakfast yet? That toast crust your little one tossed on the floor doesn’t count.
- Another political candidate has entered the race. Maybe it’s time to mute your brother’s posts?
- Guess what? Tina Fey has made another hilarious post. You deserve that coffee break!
- A new response from a Democrat has popped up. Should we mute your cousin’s feed too?
- Your mom group is stuck in an endless loop about The Drama of The Gifted Child.
- Lots of #blessed posts today—try to remember that everyone expresses themselves differently!
- Stretch your neck, please. You’re starting to look like a shepherd’s crook!
- Mother’s Day was all about you! Don’t forget you have a mom too—oh, right, that’s a thing.
- Warning: Your coworker is about to blame you for something that went wrong.
- Heads up: Your kid is using a turkey baster to poke holes in the screen door.
- Right now is the best moment to consider buying a house—seriously!
- Yes, palazzo pants can be flattering if you find the right pair.
- Here are three charming bungalows—just slightly out of your budget.
- That leftover mashup you brought for lunch is a bit odd. Frugality has its limits, treat yourself to a fancy cookie instead.
- If you have this much free time at work, why not draft that novel you’ve been thinking about?
- A Labradoodle is a real dog. Or isn’t it?
- Your novel’s structure could use some work. Just because you want it to reflect the struggles of middle-class moms doesn’t mean it’s Chekhov!
- It’s 4:45 p.m. What’s in your freezer? Old squash soup and a single scoop of mashed potatoes?
- At 4:52 p.m., if you leave now, you could snag a rotisserie chicken.
- It’s 5:01 p.m.—too late for a store run. Tuna sandwiches it is!
- Frame it as “picnic night” to make it sound fun!
- No exact change for the babysitter? Swing by the store and grab something to break a bill.
- Well, if you had left earlier, you might have gotten that rotisserie chicken!
- You think you deserve a medal for putting down the phone during dinner? It’s not as commendable as you think!
- You really do have time to exercise or practice guitar—three hours until bedtime!
- [Hollow laugh].
- If you don’t set your phone down now, Facebook will haunt your dreams tonight.
- Twitter may want to be the cool kid, but it can’t compete with Facebook’s broad appeal. Fine, check it.
- That bird swooping at you upon opening the app is a bit unsettling, isn’t it? Time to go back to Facebook.
- Pinching the bridge of your nose may help ease that tension headache. There’s more to life than scrolling through social media!
- Surprise! Today is your birthday.
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In summary, while Facebook notifications may often feel trivial, a few could provide real value for busy moms navigating daily life. From reminders about self-care to updates that truly matter, these alerts could transform your social media experience.