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Dear Young Grocery Store Clerk,
It seems we need to have a little chat about etiquette!
The other day, as I was placing my carefully selected Bota boxes of wine on the conveyor belt, I was rummaging through my bag for my ID when you hit that button. The screen flashed: Cashier Has Bypassed Age Validation. In other words, you assumed I look old enough to not need to prove my age.
According to the store’s policy, anyone under 30 is supposed to show identification when purchasing alcohol. So, from your youthful perspective, I must appear to be in my thirties. Let’s be honest—you might want to get your eyes checked!
Take a lesson from your more seasoned coworkers, who graciously request proof of age with a knowing smile. After all, I’ve earned every sip of that wine through the trials of motherhood and life. You, on the other hand, with your youthful glow and boundless energy, seem to think I’m just some frazzled old lady in a grocery store, desperately trying to keep my kids from raiding the candy aisle. Yes, I’m that mom, juggling two little ones while navigating the chaos of a Tuesday.
But let me remind you, my dear, that you don’t get to decide my age. I might not be 21, but I can definitely claim the title of “under 30” if you just give me a chance! While it may be a stretch to expect to look like a twenty-something forever, a little recognition of my efforts to stay put together would be appreciated.
And let’s face it, if you think Friends is a classic, then you certainly don’t have the same perspective on aging as those of us who have lived through it. Remember, you’ll need us “older” folks for funding, transportation, and more, so it might serve you well to reconsider what 30 looks like.
Sure, I might roll my eyes and sigh as I dig out my ID from my overflowing wallet, but deep down, I’m secretly thrilled that maybe, just maybe, my grey roots aren’t as noticeable as I feared. Or that all those anti-aging products I’ve been investing in are actually working! So, here’s a thought: just card me!
Sincerely,
Every Woman Aged 28-40
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In summary, we all have our struggles with age perception, especially in the eyes of the younger generation. Embrace the journey of growing older while still enjoying the moments that come with it.