Time to sleep! I repeat, it’s time to sleep! I understand you’re not ready, but it’s that hour. Please, could you put your shoes and socks where they belong? Yes, both shoes and all the socks, please. They definitely aren’t mine! Now, off you go to brush your teeth.
And remember, leave your sister be. Don’t forget the toothpaste! Stop bothering your sister! Brush those teeth! All done? Seriously? Nice try, but I see some leftover “sweater teeth.” Give it another go. That’s much better.
Now, let’s tidy up the bathroom. Whose boxers are lying around? Please flush the toilet. Gross, wipe up that glob of toothpaste in the sink! Goodness, flush the toilet! Now, say goodnight to Mom. Hugs and kisses—enough with the TV.
Time to snuggle into bed. No more touching your sister! Yes, I’ll tuck you in. Get under the covers. You already said goodnight to her. Yes, you did! A hug is plenty. Save the kiss for morning.
Alright, I’ll hug you again. But that’s it! Let go now. I love you too. That’s sufficient hugs for the night. No more kisses, please. I’m all done. Goodnight! You’ve got water in your room already.
No, it’s not old! Hurry up, but no ice! No more hugs or kisses—grab your water and back to bed! What’s for dinner tomorrow? No idea! Now, back to bed.
I can’t explain how the traffic lights work. You have water! It’s not old! GO TO BED! No more hugs! I love you too. You’re back? Quick, remember to flush, then back to bed. Goodnight!
It’s impossible to have a bad dream in two minutes. Trust me on this one. Turn on your closet light if you must. I won’t re-tuck you! Sorry if that makes you sad—bring it up at Family Day in therapy. Good night! Love you too.
…And good morning! Rise and shine! Time to get ready for school! Up and at ’em! Get dressed! I’ll see you downstairs in ten minutes. Too tired to get out of bed? Well, maybe you should have gone to bed earlier! Make that eight minutes!