After a brief experiment with OKCupid, I decided to explore some of the newer dating apps. Initially, I was hesitant about Tinder due to its notorious reputation for casual encounters. However, curiosity got the better of me, and I created a profile.
To my surprise, I found Tinder to be quite engaging. Sure, it has its flaws (seriously, enough with the bathroom selfies!), but so far, it’s become my go-to dating platform. The swipe right for yes and left for no system is entertaining and a bit addictive (though it’s easy to mix them up—goodbye, potential soulmate!). You can see real first names, and Tinder conveniently shows if you share any Facebook friends or interests. (Pro tip: If there’s a mutual friend, a few clicks on Facebook can reveal their last name and more pics.) There are no lengthy questionnaires to fill out, and you can only chat with those who have also swiped right.
Despite its reputation, many users appear to be looking for more than just a fling—“no hookups” is just as common in profiles as selfies in exotic locations. After a couple of weeks of swiping, I encountered several types of guys, each with distinct characteristics.
1. Mr. All About the Looks
This guy has at least one photo with a flashy car, motorcycle, or an oversized truck. He might also be flaunting his charm surrounded by adoring waitstaff. “Call me shallow,” he might say, followed by a demand that only those with model-like figures swipe right. He typically has a disdain for kids, pets, vegans, and anyone he perceives as a gold digger.
2. The Weekend Wanderer
Ah, the archetypal Tinder guy looking for a fleeting encounter. He could be a pilot on a layover, a businessman from abroad, or a political intern. He’s honest about wanting a short-lived adventure, and as long as you don’t expect a follow-up, he can be a lot of fun.
3. The Bait and Switcher
Kudos to him for his marketing skills! This guy lures you in with a handsome photo, only to turn his profile into a pitch for his latest creative endeavor—be it an album, video, or book. Is he swiping right on every woman to find a few interested parties? His attractive profile pic may just convince you to stick around.
4. The Couple Seeking a Unicorn
Surprise! It’s a two-for-one deal! The first photo usually features the husband alone, cleverly obscuring his face, but as you scroll, you’ll see his wife smiling playfully in the background. Their profile explains they’re a fun couple looking for someone special (and yes, I had to look up what a “unicorn” is!).
5. The Strong and Silent
He posts a few images but leaves his profile entirely blank. Whether he’s lazy or overly confident in his looks, he’s not giving much to go on. I have a strict “no profile, no swipe” policy, no matter how dreamy his eyes may be.
6. The Mystery Man
Like the Strong and Silent type, this guy has no profile or photos, and his username is suspiciously generic (hello, “Danger”). What’s his purpose here? Just browsing? Cheating? Hoping for a desperate swipe? Who knows—just swipe left.
7. The Sensitive Soul
This guy starts with heartfelt quotes or song lyrics and has an emotional plea for “no games.” His profile often features a photo of his beloved dog. He’s into “cuddling” and “deep connections” and might be ready to move in after just a couple of dates.
8. The Bitter One
This guy has had his share of disappointments and is ready to express his frustrations. His profile is a tirade against “fake” women, often accompanied by a photo of him holding a shotgun. Angry and armed? Someone should really suggest he seek professional help.
9. The Jetsetter
“London > Dubai > NYC > YourCityHere” introduces this gentleman. His photos showcase him in glamorous settings, sipping drinks in Paris. He claims to be a master of five languages and tango, but the catch? He’s hardly ever around.
10. The Pen Pal
At first glance, he seems perfect. You share mutual interests and have engaging conversations that stretch over days, yet there’s no mention of a date. By the time you finally meet for coffee, you may find him surprisingly dull.
11. The Outdoorsman
This guy is practically every other person on Tinder! “Active” is the code word for “I’m in shape,” and you’ll find a slew of passionate runners, surfers, and skiers, all eager to share their latest outdoor adventures.
12. The Exaggerator
While results may vary, I’ve encountered an alarming number of 39-year-olds claiming to be over 6 feet tall. I’m no statistician, but I highly doubt all these guys are completely honest. You’ll also see phrases like “almost divorced” or “those aren’t my kids.”
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In summary, dating as a single mom may present challenges, but knowing the types of guys you’ll encounter on Tinder can help you navigate the landscape more effectively. Whether you meet a charming adventurer or a bitter soul, being prepared will make the journey more enjoyable.