15 Guidelines for the House Where All the Kids Gather

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As summer approaches and school lets out, our home has become the unofficial gathering spot for kids in the neighborhood. With five children of our own, our yard often turns into a lively playground filled with laughter and energy. While I love seeing the joy on their faces, it’s essential to establish some ground rules for everyone’s benefit, especially for the parents of these little adventurers. Here’s what I’d like to share:

  1. Space Matters: Our home is cozy, and while I’m all for outdoor fun, I need to set a boundary. Kids are welcome to play in the yard, but please keep the noise and activity outside. Bathroom visits are fine, but let’s avoid bringing the chaos indoors. If it rains, I kindly ask you to keep your child at home.
  2. Snacks Only: I’m not a short-order cook. While I might have some snacks occasionally, please don’t expect meals or accommodate dietary preferences.
  3. Hydration Station: Water is always available from the tap or fridge. If your child prefers flavored drinks, feel free to send a water bottle along.
  4. Morning Hours: We’re early risers, but the doorbell doesn’t need to ring at dawn. A start time of 10 a.m. works best for us.
  5. Supervision is Key: Please don’t send little ones over solo. With two toddlers in the house, I can’t provide constant supervision. If older siblings are bringing them, it’s best to rethink that arrangement, as they might get distracted.
  6. Not a Drop-In Center: I’m not a childcare service. Please don’t expect me to keep your child while you run errands.
  7. Water Play: Water fights are a staple here. If your child isn’t allowed to get wet, it might be best for them to stay home.
  8. Conflict Resolution: Kids sometimes clash. If I need to send one home for the day, please don’t show up at my door upset. It’s all part of growing up, and sometimes a break is necessary.
  9. Home Sweet Home: If we’re not here, please don’t send your child over. It’s important for safety.
  10. Field Trips Not Included: While we love having kids around, we don’t take groups on outings. Your child can’t join us for trips to the lake or store.
  11. Family First: There are times when we just want family time without extra guests. It’s nothing personal; we cherish our family moments.
  12. Independence is Essential: If your child is old enough to come over unaccompanied, they should also be able to find their way home. Please don’t hold me responsible for them being late.
  13. Free-Range Play: I can’t monitor every move. If you prefer your child to be under constant adult supervision, it’s best to keep them home.
  14. Respect Property: Not everything is fair game. My kids’ bikes, for example, are off-limits. They’re too valuable and not meant for others.
  15. Leave the Valuables: Please don’t send your kids with electronics or other expensive items. Accidents happen, especially during water play.

These guidelines are here to ensure everyone has a great time while maintaining some sanity. If you ever want a dozen kids in your yard, I assure you my children will follow your rules too!

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In summary, a little structure goes a long way in keeping the fun alive while ensuring everyone feels comfortable and respected in our home.