I’ve Perfected the Art of Sleep…And So Can You!

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Between family health issues, a restless partner with peculiar nighttime rituals, the ever-present stress of freelancing, and a significant back injury—all in no particular order—my sleep quality took a nosedive. This downward spiral coincided with the rise of social media, creating a perfect storm for sleepless nights. One morning, I woke up (way too late, of course) and realized my sleep, and consequently my life, was unraveling.

Lack of sleep was not only affecting my mood but also my creativity and memory. I felt terrible, and I simply couldn’t accept this decline—my livelihood depended on being at my best.

In your 20s, bouncing back from a few late nights is easy. I remember juggling grad school, a job, and freelance gigs while enjoying nights out until dawn. Oh, how I long for that carefree energy!

Fast forward past 30, and maintaining that schedule becomes a Herculean task, even with a caffeine habit that rivals an IV drip. Factor in the demands of parenthood, and the challenge multiplies. It’s almost as if our bodies aren’t designed to thrive past a certain age—what delightful irony!

Embracing My Inner Scientist

Sleep is crucial—it’s when our brains detox and consolidate memories. It’s a pillar of wellness; without it, everything falters—weight gain, depression, and a weakened immune system are just a few consequences.

Understanding the vital importance of quality sleep, I embarked on a self-experimentation journey. Sleeping pills and anti-anxiety meds were off the table for me; I’m sensitive to pharmaceuticals. I needed alternatives, leading me to discover my quirky orange welding glasses (more on that in a moment).

It’s no secret that our tech-filled lives wreak havoc on our well-being—making us feel isolated, anxious, and even narcissistic. We’ve all heard how platforms like Facebook can disrupt our sleep and social skills. But it’s more than just social envy and information overload; it’s the blue light from our devices. This light interferes with our circadian rhythms, the internal systems that regulate our sleep and wake cycles.

When blue light hits your eyes, your pineal gland mistakenly thinks it’s daytime and suppresses melatonin production. This leaves you tossing and turning when you should be resting up for tomorrow’s challenges.

After reading an insightful article from Harvard Medical School, I promptly ordered my silly orange welding glasses. Now, in the evenings, when I’m unwinding (or with friends who won’t laugh), I wear these fabulous glasses to block blue light. This way, I can still indulge in my favorite shows or scroll through social media without completely disconnecting.

Transform Your Sleep Environment

Next, I tackled the light pollution in my bedroom. I discovered that despite being able to sleep with some light, I wasn’t achieving deep rest. So, I invested in stylish blackout curtains and even sewed my old curtains into them for extra darkness. This addition not only blocks street noise but also creates a cozy sleep sanctuary. I covered all digital devices emitting that pesky blue light, transforming my bedroom into a true cave of slumber. Guests might find the darkness unsettling, but I adore it. High-quality sleep masks also became my go-to when I couldn’t manage the blackout curtain setup.

Caffeine: My Love-Hate Relationship

The day I realized my caffeine tolerance had diminished was a tough one. I had a mini existential crisis. Could I never enjoy an iced cappuccino at 5 p.m. again? Alas, the answer was yes. I still savor my morning coffee ritual, but I’ve learned to keep it strictly to the AM. Occasionally, I’ll indulge in cold brew on weekends. For those mid-afternoon slumps, I’ve turned to matcha tea, which provides a gentler caffeine experience.

Additional Tips for Sweet Slumber

  • Reserve your bed for sleeping and intimacy only. Avoid reading, working, or scrolling through emails in bed.
  • Enjoy an orgasm before sleeping—whether solo or with a partner. It’s not only pleasurable but also releases oxytocin, which helps you relax.
  • Get natural light exposure in the morning to regulate your circadian rhythms. If you commute from a dark home to an office, take a few extra minutes to bask in the sunlight.
  • I cannot stress enough the benefits of an evening bath. No matter how busy life gets, treat yourself to a soothing soak with Epsom salts and essential oils. You deserve this time for relaxation.
  • For women, consider the concept of “Lunaception,” which aligns your cycle with the moon’s phases. It may sound unconventional, but it’s linked to better sleep and hormonal balance.
  • Lastly, I installed software that adjusts my device’s light as the sun sets. If you try just one of these tips, make it this one—it’s simple and free!

Sweet dreams await!

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Summary

Discovering the secrets to achieving restful sleep is possible with small lifestyle changes. From blocking blue light with quirky glasses to creating a dark sleep sanctuary, these tips can help anyone improve their sleep quality. Remember to reserve your bed for sleep and intimacy, and treat yourself to calming baths for relaxation.