As a mother of three, I’ve noticed a fascinating trend: the number of children you have seems to directly affect the “quality” of their care, though not in terms of love. It’s just that time and energy become more precious resources. With activities, homework, and the chaos of daily life, our youngest has learned to adapt and go with the flow. I believe this will contribute to him being a well-adjusted adult. Here are a few examples to illustrate this point.
Baby Books
First Child: Every single detail is meticulously chronicled—from doctor visits to the first smile and yes, even the first poop. Each page is filled with pictures and notes.
Second Child: You manage to jot down the essentials: height, weight, and a couple of key milestones, plus a handprint from daycare’s holiday craft.
Third Child: I think we still have your birth certificate somewhere in the house.
Mealtime
First Child: Every meal is a culinary masterpiece, with carefully cut fruits and vegetables served on matching, monogrammed plates.
Second Child: Chicken nuggets? They’re fine, right? As long as I throw in some apple slices and veggies, he’ll be good to go.
Third Child: Ketchup and Goldfish crackers for dinner? Sure! Can you eat that in the car? We’re running late.
Reading Time
First Child: At least an hour of reading each night, discussing every character and plot twist in detail.
Second Child: I scrounge up a pop-up book that’s still intact and explain how this Disney princess is adored despite her lack of limbs.
Third Child: The back of the pizza box can be quite informative, you know.
Toys
First Child: You spend hours researching the safest and most educational toys. Every item is thoroughly cleaned and inspected.
Second Child: Garage sales are a treasure trove; a quick wipe-down with a wet nap will do.
Third Child: Here’s a box of tampons. Go ahead and use your imagination!
Clothing
First Child: Each outfit is perfectly coordinated, pre-washed in organic detergent, and laid out with precision.
Second Child: Boys can totally rock pink pajamas, right?
Third Child: A Batman cape and swim diaper? Perfectly acceptable for brunch. Now hurry up!
Bedtime
First Child: You have her entire bedtime routine down to an art—baths, soothing massages, reading multiple books, singing, and gentle door closures.
Second Child: A quick wipe of his feet and turning on the nightlight is sufficient.
Third Child: (looks at partner) Did we even put him to bed? Where is he?
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In summary, raising a third child often means a more laid-back approach compared to the first two. From baby books to mealtime, the differences are both humorous and heartwarming.