Hey there, moms! Just when you thought we were done scrutinizing our bodies thanks to social media trends, here comes another one. Remember the thigh gap and the bikini bridge? Well, brace yourselves for the latest fad: the thighbrow. Yes, you heard that right! It’s baffling how we’re still finding reasons to analyze our bodies based on arbitrary standards, often set by celebs like the Kardashians. Is this really necessary?
So what is this thighbrow trend anyway? To put it simply, if you wear a high-cut bathing suit and lean forward, the skin at the top of your thighs might create a little curve that resembles an eyebrow. But honestly, who has the time or energy to worry about such things? As moms, we’re juggling a million things at once and likely haven’t even noticed this trend taking off. Instead, let’s get some hashtags that truly represent our experiences as mothers trending!
Here are some perfect contenders:
- #Fupa – Many of us deal with this common post-baby phenomenon, the Fat Upper Pussy Area. How about we make this a trending topic so we can stop feeling self-conscious about our bodies after giving birth? Fupas unite!
- #PoopNail – For all the diaper-changing moms out there, you know what I mean. You might end up with a little something under your fingernail that you don’t notice until it’s too late. Embrace that #poopnail until it’s time to scrub your hands clean.
- #PukeHair – If your baby has reflux, you can relate. With the impossibility of showering multiple times a day (let’s face it, one shower is a victory), let’s normalize the dried-up baby vomit in our hair. Who knows, a photo of a #pukehair mom lounging on a yacht might just go viral!
- #MilkStain – Whether you’re nursing or bottle-feeding, we’ve all had those moments of leaving the house with milk stains on our shirts. Let’s make it cool to rock that look, because let’s face it, it’s probably there to stay!
- #FancyLeggings – Date night with your partner? Since you might not be back to your pre-baby weight yet, those #fancyleggings will do just fine. With a loose top covering the waistband, you’ll look like you’re dressed to impress while still being comfy!
- #YesterdaysEyeliner – I can’t be the only one who sometimes forgets to wash my face at night. If you’ve got an appointment with the cute pediatrician and didn’t have time to freshen up, #yesterdayseyeliner is your best friend—it saves time and effort, after all!
So there you have it! While we might not be rocking the latest Instagram body trends, we have our own relatable and fun hashtags. Remember, it’s all about embracing our unique mom experiences! If you’re curious about home insemination methods, you can check out more information on our other blog posts, such as this one on intracervical insemination. Resources like March of Dimes can also provide valuable support for pregnancy and home insemination.
So let’s get these hashtags trending and show the world how fabulous we are as moms!