Halloween used to be my favorite time of year. Back when my children were in elementary school, I would eagerly don costumes to join their classroom celebrations. One memorable year, I transformed into Medusa, sporting a wild wig of rubber snakes. In another, I embraced the classic witch persona, complete with green makeup and a cackling laugh. There was even a time when I went all out as a clown, with bright red shoes and a fluffy rainbow wig.
And don’t even get me started on the costumes I created for my kids! With four little ones eager to model, I turned into a Midwestern version of a fashion designer, assessing their outfits like Tim Gunn. “We need more gauze here,” I would mutter to myself, determined to make it work.
But as kids do, they grew up, and my opportunities to dress up dwindled. I found myself relegated to handing out candy in uninspired Halloween-themed shirts, missing the thrill of costume creation and the chance to embarrass my children. So, when I received invitations to a couple of adult-only Halloween parties last year—one even featuring a costume contest—I was thrilled. The excitement of All Hallows’ Eve rushed back, and I began brainstorming costume ideas.
Should I go as Megan from Bridesmaids? Or perhaps a nostalgic nod to Mary Katherine Gallagher from Superstar? I even considered a political costume—how about Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin? But nothing quite sparked my interest as the dates approached, and I started to feel the pressure.
During a late-night text exchange with my creative friend, Lily, she suggested an outrageous idea: “How about dressing up as a BOX OF WINE?” I chuckled at first but then decided to Google “Box of Wine Costume.” To my surprise, I found several homemade versions online. The idea was hilarious, and I knew exactly which brand I would represent—Bota Box, my go-to wine choice, known for its stylish packaging and great taste.
If you want to craft your own wine box costume, I recommend starting about a week in advance. Lily and I managed to whip ours up in just over an hour. Here’s what you’ll need:
- A large cardboard box that comfortably fits over your body (I used one that originally held a toilet).
- A roll of brown craft paper.
- Plenty of clear packing tape.
- Duct tape—color doesn’t matter since it’ll be hidden inside the box.
- Lots of markers, especially thick Sharpies; you’ll be replicating a lot of designs.
- Heavy-duty scissors.
- A real box of wine, of course!
Here’s how to make it happen:
Step One: Cut holes for your head and arms. Simple but time-consuming, so do this early.
Step Two: Try the box on to ensure you can move comfortably. You might not be able to sit down, so opt for comfy shoes.
Step Three: Cut a small hole for the wine spout. I positioned mine at the front for easy access.
Step Four: Wrap the box in craft paper as if you’re wrapping a gift. Be sure to leave areas un-taped for marker use.
Step Five: Now, bring out your artistic side! We duplicated the design on the wine box as closely as possible. It took a while, but the finished product was well worth the effort.
Step Six: Time to install the wine! Empty some of your wine pouch if necessary to make it lighter.
Step Seven: Position the spigot through the hole you cut earlier, ensuring it’s facing the right way for pouring. Secure it inside with tape.
Once everything is ready, test your costume out. You might want to consider transportation logistics since wearing the box in the car may not be feasible. And remember, if you’ve been enjoying some wine while creating, be sure to have a designated driver.
The best part? You can wear comfy clothes underneath the box! After all, who needs another “sexy” costume when you can have wine on tap and comfort?
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In summary, Halloween can be a blast, especially when you get creative with your costumes. My Box of Wine costume was not only hilarious but also allowed for comfort and fun. Here’s to making your next Halloween unforgettable!