My partner and I are blessed with one child, which, according to some, makes us subpar parents compared to those with larger families. It’s a running joke among us that having one kid is akin to having none—except for that small human being actually present in our lives. But honestly, how hard can it be?
As a stay-at-home dad, my role could be more accurately described as a “stay-at-home dude” since I’m mostly lounging around. Sometimes, I even forget my little one is nearby! I don’t really know where they are right now, but I’m sure everything’s fine—after all, just one kid can manage, right?
We often ponder whether to expand our family, but lately, we’ve leaned towards sticking with just one because of the comedic value it brings. If you’re looking for laughs, having a single child is a goldmine!
Here’s a lighthearted list of some of the funniest things to say to someone who hasn’t embraced the challenge of parenting more than one kid. Bonus points if the person has a blog detailing their “difficult” parenting journey with that one child!
- You’ve got just one kid?
- What’s the story behind just having one child?
- It must be a breeze with only one kid!
- Aren’t you concerned about them being spoiled?
- Wow, a stay-at-home parent to one? Must be exhausting! chuckles
- Aren’t you worried about them feeling lonely?
- Trouble in the bedroom, huh?
- Why not try for another?
- I wish I had just one kid; it sounds so much simpler!
- Are you serious about having only one? What about tradition?
- What’s going on? Is everything working okay?
The truth is, there are countless reasons to have multiple children, while the only excuse for stopping at one is a lack of ability to handle the “tough job” of parenting.
The reality: Parents of only one child are somehow perceived to be falling short, but hey, at least they’ve only got one to worry about!
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In summary, having just one child can invite a ton of humor and light-hearted jabs, making the parenting journey both entertaining and rewarding!