As I stroll into a café with my little one, I can feel the judgmental glares piercing through the room. It’s as if I’m carrying a loudspeaker instead of a playful toddler. Here’s a fun fact: kids aren’t the only ones capable of disruptive behavior. For those who think my child and I shouldn’t be out in public, here are nine obnoxious habits my toddler avoids—but you might want to reconsider.
- Demand a Photo During Meals
Imagine me trying to chop my toddler’s chicken while he exuberantly climbs onto my head, and then someone asks me to snap a picture for their Instagram during their romantic dinner. Sure, I’d be happy to take 10 more shots for your perfect anniversary post, even as my meal goes cold and my toddler makes a beeline for the exit. - Yell into Their Phone
I recently witnessed a near brawl on the subway because a woman was shouting profanities into her phone. Meanwhile, my toddler’s cheerful exclamations of “Look! A boat!” go unnoticed. Maybe if I gave my little one a smartphone, his enthusiasm would blend in more seamlessly. - Text Instead of Paying Attention
While my toddler may occasionally tune me out when I say, “It’s time to brush your teeth,” he doesn’t whip out a phone to text his friends about my supposed gym lies when I’m reading him a story. - Share Overly Positive Social Media Updates
We get it! Life is amazing, and your friend made you a frittata, so you’re #blessed. Meanwhile, my toddler just shared a Cheerio he found in his mouth! I’d say his kind of sharing is far more delightful. - Gossip About Friends
Toddlers don’t have the concept of frenemies. If my son is upset with a friend, he lets them know loudly, but once it’s over, he moves on. It’s a refreshing trait that many adults could take a lesson from. - Occupy Extra Seats on Public Transport
My little guy doesn’t engage in manspreading or cluttering up the seats with his belongings. If he’s taking up extra space, it’s usually because he’s snuggled on my lap, peacefully dozing off. - Sport Ironic Apparel
That Curious George on my son’s shirt? He genuinely loves it. There’s no irony here—just a child’s authentic affection. I’m sure your clever T-shirt will get a laugh at the next gathering, though! - Give Unsolicited Advice
Living with a tiny narcissist has its perks. My toddler won’t tell me how to improve my diet or suggest when I should go back to work. If it doesn’t involve him eating a banana or breaking something, he typically doesn’t care. - Make Snap Judgments About Others
While my little one might say something silly, he doesn’t look at strangers and think they don’t belong. The only prejudice he displays is his belief that all older men with white beards are Santa Claus—now that’s a mindset we could all benefit from!
So, the next time you see my family enter a restaurant, take a moment to reflect. We all have our moments of inconsiderate behavior. With a touch of understanding and self-awareness, we can enjoy a pleasant meal together—without anyone interrupting for a picture.
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In summary, while my toddler may not engage in many annoying behaviors, adults often do. By fostering a sense of awareness and tolerance, we can create a more enjoyable environment for everyone.