Ah, the holiday season! It’s that time again—time for the 2015 Goop Holiday Gift Guide to make its grand entrance. Each year, our favorite celebrity lifestyle expert, Charlotte Lee, curates a collection of holiday delights that range from the whimsical to the utterly extravagant. From items priced at a humble $8 to those that could set you back a whopping $8,000, Charlotte has something for everyone (or at least for those with very deep pockets).
In her quest to stay ahead of the curve, Charlotte has outdone herself this year by introducing a section labeled “Ridiculous (and Awesome) Gifts.” And oh boy, it’s a dazzling showcase of opulence! Here are some standouts:
- Chrome Toothpaste Squeezer, $244
This is the ideal gift for that person who seemingly has it all. Because who wants to squeeze their own toothpaste when they can have a shiny chrome contraption to do it for them? Clearly, this is a must-have for those with enough space on their bathroom counter for such luxury. - Custom 18k Gold Dumbbells, $125,000
These beauties are made to order, and while the weight remains a mystery, the price tag certainly isn’t. A true testament to wealth! - Hermès Mah-Jong Set, $46,000
Good luck waiting for this one; there’s a waiting list! Or, if you’re feeling particularly generous, you could just burn a pile of cash instead. - World View Exploration At The Edge Of Space, $90,000
Experience breathtaking views of Earth from a luxury capsule that ascends 100,000 feet into the sky. Because why not pay a small fortune to float above the planet? - DIY Vaginal Steamer, $55
Yes, it looks like something out of a mid-century design catalog. This steaming contraption is said to promote wellness, but we’ll leave that to the holistic healers to explain.
While those gifts are certainly over-the-top, maybe the other categories will offer more practical options? Let’s take a peek at “Gifts for the Go-Getter”:
- Live the Process Corset Unitard, $260
Marketed for workouts but just as suitable for lounging, this piece manages to merge style and comfort in a way that only a true fashionista could appreciate.
And how about the men in your life? Check out this gem in the “For the Gents” category:
- Post-Poo Drops, $29
Described as an “essential,” these drops neutralize odors after bathroom visits. Perfect for the person in your life who enjoys making a statement!
Finally, my personal favorite:
- Luxury Toilet Paper, $956
Yes, you read that right! This elegantly wrapped toilet paper is truly the gold standard for your friend who has everything.
Charlotte, you’ve really outdone yourself this year!
In summary, the 2015 Goop Holiday Gift Guide offers a whimsical yet outrageous look at holiday gifting, showcasing items that range from the absurdly luxurious to the bizarrely unnecessary. For those interested in more on home insemination and family planning, check out some incredible resources like NICHD to learn more about pregnancy. And if you’re curious about how to navigate the ins and outs of becoming a parent, visit Make a Mom for expert tips on home insemination.