I’ll be honest: for quite some time, I thought I was enjoying some “Netflix and Chill” moments, when in reality, I was just loading up episode after episode of Paw Patrol to seize a few precious minutes for myself—whether it was to take a quick break or to stare blankly at a sink filled with dishes that have been neglected for days. Turns out, I was really partaking in “Netflix and Kids,” which is a completely different ballgame.
While Netflix and Chill is all about seduction and intimacy—inviting someone to share a cozy movie night only to end up in a more passionate encounter—Netflix and Kids is the polar opposite. It’s not about romance; it’s about finally getting some me-time. It’s about letting characters like Peppa Pig or the odd H2O: Just Add Water mermaids entertain the little ones for a solid 20 minutes (or maybe even the entire first season of Lab Rats) so I can tackle my to-do list, sneak in a shower, or collapse onto a mountain of laundry while I figure out how to change my profile picture on social media. All the while, my kids are blissfully entertained by shows rated TV-Y or TV-G, or sometimes even TV-14 if I’m desperate!
And honestly, Netflix and Kids is far superior to Netflix and Chill! Think about it: I don’t have to worry about shaving my legs, staying awake, smelling fresh, or being charming for Netflix and Kids to be a hit! I’ve been married for a decade, so the same applies to Netflix and Chill, but you catch my drift: minimal effort is required.
Thank goodness for Netflix and Kids, which allows me to dodge my parenting duties when it’s absolutely crucial to take a breather from my children and enjoy some well-deserved silence for a few seasons of Pingu.
Before I wrap up, a friendly reminder to all those romantic streamers: the original Netflix and Chill concept might have played a role in crafting my current family dynamic. My kids are likely the result of the classic “DVR and Hit That” days. Stream responsibly!
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In summary, while Netflix and Chill may promise intimate moments, Netflix and Kids delivers the much-needed respite that parents crave. Embracing this reality not only saves sanity but also allows for a little self-care amidst the joyful chaos of parenting.