The holiday season is upon us, a time to cherish moments with family while navigating the chaos and stress that can come with it. With kids out of school and buzzing with excitement (and sugar), it can all feel a bit overwhelming. But fear not! These parenting books are here to uplift your spirits, making you laugh, cry, and feel excellent about your own parenting journey.
1. Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (Parenting, Marriage, Madness) by Tyler Johnson
This book features a chapter titled “The Day We Caught Our Kids Looking at Their Butts.” If that doesn’t entice you to grab a copy, I don’t know what will! Here’s a peek into the conversation that captures the essence of parenting:
“It’s strange,” I remarked. “Do you ever see me or your mom examining our butts?” After a moment of thought, my kid chuckled, “I’m not sure, but that would be hilarious!”
2. Holidays with a Twist
Spending The Holidays With People I Want to Punch in The Throat by Sarah Mitchell
Sarah Mitchell’s debut is a delightful romp through the holidays, addressing the unfiltered thoughts we all have about family gatherings. Her children even chimed in about the book:
“Please read my mom’s book; it’ll make her feel good.” – Tommy, 8
“OMG, Mom, you’re so embarrassing!” – Ellie, 6
3. The Science of Parenthood
Science of Parenthood (Thoroughly Unscientific Explanations for Utterly Baffling Parenting Situations) by Laura Cross and Kim Hart
Who knew parenting had a scientific angle? This book uses charts and equations to prove that parenting is an absurd theory, with kids always finding ways to defy logic.
“Newton’s First Law of Parenting: A child at rest will stay at rest… until you need your phone back.”
4. Moms Who Share and Swear
Moms Who Drink And Swear by Amy Carter
Amy Carter’s candid take on motherhood is hilarious and relatable. She describes dinner as “the herpes of the mom world” and affectionately calls her kids “little monsters.” Yet, she also captures the deep love a mother holds for her children, even amid chaos.
5. Listen To Your Mother
Listen To Your Mother (What She Said Then, What We’re Saying Now) edited by Kate Thomas
If you’ve never attended a Listen To Your Mother show, make it a point to go! This anthology delves into the emotional rollercoaster of motherhood. One powerful quote from Leah M. sums it up:
“Becoming a parent opens the floodgates to a whirlwind of emotions, leaving you vulnerable and exposed.”
6. It’s Really 10 Months
It’s Really 10 Months: Special Delivery – An Anthology compiled by Mia Simmons, Rebecca Niles, and Clara Estevez
This collection features thirty-two writers sharing the not-so-glamorous truths about pregnancy. Kathryn Leehan’s excerpt captures the rawness of childbirth:
“As we waited for my cervix to open, I was like a naked, screaming exhibit in an art gallery.”
7. Mothering Through the Darkness
Mothering Through The Darkness – An Anthology compiled by Sarah Gibbons and Trina Moore
This book addresses postpartum mental health, reminding mothers they’re not alone in their struggles. Kate Kearns poignantly asks,
“How can a mother admit to not feeling joy, even when the world expects it?”
8. The Mother of All Meltdowns
The Mother Of All Meltdowns – An Anthology compiled by Jenna Lee
With contributions from thirty mothers, this anthology explores the madness of motherhood. Crystal Ponti describes motherhood as a circus in a war zone:
“It’s anything but a fairy tale filled with rainbows.”
9. I Heart My Little A-Holes
I Heart My Little A-Holes by Maya Stevens
Maya Stevens brings humor to the trials of motherhood, reflecting on how life changes after kids enter the picture. She captures the essence of parenting perfectly:
“Once upon a time, you had a perfect life. Then, you gave birth to a poop machine!”
10. Confessions of a Tired Parent
Confessions Of A Tired Parent by Jenna Parker
Jenna Parker, founder of the popular blog Tired Parent, shares her hilarious and heartwarming experiences in motherhood. She reflects on the imperfections we all have:
“While reading bedtime stories, my kids inevitably point out my flaws. Yet, in their eyes, those imperfections are comforting.”
So, take a moment for yourself amidst the holiday bustle. Grab one (or all) of these books, find a cozy spot, and enjoy a much-deserved break. Happy reading!