Navigating the ups and downs of parenting can provide plenty of laughs, as the hilarious parents on Twitter often highlight. Dive into these amusing tweets about the realities of marriage after kids, and remember, you’re not alone in sneaking off to Target for a little peace while your partner keeps an eye on the little ones.
- Keeping Each Other in the Loop
When one parent mysteriously manages to get a few nights of uninterrupted sleep, the one holding down the fort has the responsibility to ensure they’re updated on all the household happenings. It’s just the right thing to do! - New Ways to Annoy Each Other
It’s delightful to see your partner’s qualities reflected in your children—both the charming and the not-so-charming. Let’s be real, the not-so-charming ones are often the most entertaining. - Freedom Calls
After kids, you quickly learn that having fun doesn’t have to happen as a couple. When the chance arises, don’t hesitate—run free! - Hope and Reality
It’s like your partner lifts your spirits only to let them come crashing down. But hey, if you don’t intervene, your kids might just decide to wear their costumes to the zoo. And honestly, who even cares? - It Needs to Be Said
When you’re parenting together, sometimes you might catch yourself acting like a child. Just calling it like it is, folks. - Note It Down for Later
If you love never finishing a conversation with your partner, then kids are definitely the right choice for you! - The Cost of Date Night
Having a regular date night sounds great, but have you seen how much teenage babysitters charge these days? It might be more cost-effective to take your kids out too and just pretend they’re invisible. How romantic! - Your Social Life Takes a Hit
Oh, your friends without kids are heading to that craft beer festival you’ve been eyeing? Too bad—your calendar is filled with Madysyn and Kale’s birthday bashes, complete with organic, gluten-free cupcakes for all! - Explaining It Simply
When it comes to kids, sometimes you need to break things down to a level they can grasp. - Finding Common Ground
A solid agreement on essential matters can take you far as a couple—teamwork makes the dream work! - A Bit of Romance Fades
At this point, I mostly just want to find out where I can snag a footed unicorn onesie!
This article was originally published on April 7, 2016.
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