30 Reasons Pregnancy Resembles Your Freshman Year of College

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Both pregnancy and the first year of college are filled with new experiences, awkward moments, and unforgettable memories. From the excitement of meeting new people to the challenges of adjusting to significant life changes, these two journeys share many similarities. Here’s a lighthearted look at 30 ways being pregnant mirrors your freshman year in college:

1. You can pack on anywhere from 15 to 65 pounds.
2. You suddenly find it acceptable to indulge in unlimited snacks.
3. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Cold pizza and fried chicken sound divine at any time.
4. Falling asleep anywhere and everywhere becomes your new normal.
5. You might find yourself throwing up in public—yikes!
6. Expect to trip and stumble in front of strangers, often.
7. Decorating your space consumes a surprising amount of time—color schemes and throw pillows galore!
8. You promise yourself you’ll hit the gym regularly and incorporate yoga.
9. Your days often consist of sleeping, feeling nauseous, and scrolling through online articles about your experiences.
10. Making new friends feels daunting, and you doubt they’ll ever compare to your old ones.
11. You often feel isolated, as if you’re the only one struggling to figure things out.
12. Your bed starts to feel uncomfortably small.
13. Eating leftover cafeteria food can lead to unexpected stomach issues.
14. You find yourself crying at the drop of a hat—who knew a show could be so touching?
15. The frequency of your calls to your mom skyrockets—hello, neediness!
16. You often feel like you’re nursing a perpetual hangover.
17. Yoga pants become your everyday uniform.
18. Napping becomes your favorite pastime.
19. You regret not taking a proper lunch break for some much-needed downtime.
20. Laundry can pile up for days because you just can’t muster the energy.
21. You might take everything a little too seriously during this time.
22. Awkward romantic moments are just part of the journey.
23. You share all the weird bodily sensations with your friends—no shame!
24. You think you look great in an outfit, only to cringe at old photos later.
25. Joining a moms’ group can feel as stressful and competitive as rushing a sorority.
26. You’ll inevitably meet some women who drive you crazy (yes, that know-it-all).
27. Then there are those who will become lifelong friends.
28. You swear you’ll never go through this again—until you do.
29. Both experiences mark the beginning of an exciting new chapter in your life.
30. When it’s all over, you look back, conveniently forget the tough times, and feel nostalgic about it all.

If you’re navigating the journey of home insemination, you might find helpful insights in this blog post about intracervical insemination. For anyone interested in artificial insemination, check out this at-home insemination kit that provides resources and tools for your journey. Additionally, for more information on pregnancy and related resources, visit Mount Sinai’s infertility resources.

In summary, whether you’re experiencing the ups and downs of pregnancy or the lively chaos of freshman year, both journeys are filled with laughs, tears, and unforgettable lessons.