Updated: April 15, 2021
Originally Published: May 27, 2016
It seems that every time I turn around, someone is gifting my children things that I really wish they wouldn’t. Whether it’s neighbors, friends, doctors, or family members, I understand the intention is good—everyone loves to see a child smile. But there are a few things that you really need to think twice about giving my kids. Here’s the list:
1. Stickers
I appreciate the effort, but handing a child a sticker doesn’t just bring joy—it also leads to chaos. Those cute Dora and Batman stickers end up all over my van and house. The sticky residue becomes a permanent fixture on my car windows, and when they mysteriously attach to my daughter’s favorite shirt in the wash, it’s like they’ve gone through an arc welding process. So please, spare me the stickers; my van and laundry would be grateful.
2. Party Bags with Junk Toys
I see you putting together those adorable goody bags for birthday parties, and while I get the sentiment, let’s be honest: those cheap toys are a nightmare. Those flimsy parachuting army men? They end up tangled in a mess that makes my child cry. And the noise from plastic kazoos? It’s enough to drive anyone insane. So let’s agree to stop the cycle of party bag toys that everyone secretly hates.
3. Cheetos
I love Cheetos, but giving them to my kids turns my home into a crime scene of orange fingerprints. It’s like a cheesy dust has settled on my furniture, and unless they lick their fingers clean, my house becomes a sticky cheese-scented disaster zone. And trust me, cleaning it up takes more than just a good upholstery cleaner; it requires patience and a lot of zen!
4. Your Old Broken Toys
It’s a common scenario at friends’ houses: my kids fall in love with some worn-out toy, and suddenly it’s “Oh, take it home, it’s yours!” But that broken princess tea set with missing pieces? No thanks! I already have enough broken toys cluttering my home without taking on someone else’s unwanted junk. We really need to unite and just toss out these broken items instead of passing them around like they’re the latest trend.
5. Stuffed Animals
I’m not sure how, but stuffed animals seem to multiply overnight. I get it—you’re looking to declutter, but please don’t send them my way! Some of these toys smell like they’ve been through the wars, and I don’t need more sticky, stinky plush toys invading my home. Let’s be honest: sneaking your stuffed animals into my house isn’t cute; it’s just you offloading your clutter.
I doubt many parents would disagree with this list. In fact, I’m sure some will have their own additions to it! If you happen to love stickers on your van or those smelly stuffed animals, feel free to reach out—I just might have a package for you.
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In summary, while I appreciate the generosity, let’s keep in mind that some gifts can lead to more chaos than joy in a parent’s life.