Taking a baby to the beach can be a real adventure, but it’s often made more difficult by the unsolicited comments from strangers. The next time someone decides to share their thoughts on your beach outing, arm yourself with these clever comebacks:
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“Oh, he looks SO hot!”
Really? It’s summer at the beach! Of course, my baby has rosy cheeks. That’s just what happens when kids are having fun outdoors. Honestly, it was much hotter when he was in my belly. Thanks for your concern—now, goodbye! -
“Did you know babies can burn in the shade?”
And you are? Someone who’s been sunbathing since the ‘70s? Sure, let me just stop everything to explain my parenting choices to you, unknown beachgoer. Your sun-kissed skin certainly suggests you’re a sun protection expert, but I think I’ll pass on that discussion. -
“Is he wearing sunscreen?”
Oh, thank you for the reminder! I completely forgot that I’m a parent and just covered him in baby oil! Everyone knows a base tan is essential, right? -
“He looks like he needs some water.”
Good eye! That’s why I have his sippy cup filled with ice water ready for him. Isn’t it amazing how that works? And as for my Solo cup? It’s full of vodka—cheers as you walk away! -
“Did you know he’s in the sun?”
Wait, what? My baby, who’s slathered in sunscreen and wearing a long-sleeved rash guard, is getting sun exposure? How shocking! But actually, that’s why we’re at the beach in the first place. -
“Oh, I feel so bad for him. He looks so hot.”
He’s having a blast laughing with his siblings and munching on a sandwich under our umbrella. But sure, keep feeling sorry for him. Want to hold him while I take a swim? Thanks, bye! -
“Do you know he’s not wearing a hat?”
Oh, you mean the accessory that no baby wants to wear? Yes, I noticed. But you know what? His sunscreen-covered head is just fine, just like it is on our daily outings. Nothing to worry about here! -
“He’s just SO YOUNG to be at the beach.”
Thanks, wise older lady with skin like leather. Yes, his cheeks are flushed from the 82-degree weather, but he’s perfectly fine with his 200 SPF sunscreen slathered on. No worries here!
So the next time you’re tempted to share your opinions with a young mom at the beach, how about offering to watch her kids instead? That way, she can put on sunscreen without any fuss. And if you’re interested in more parenting tips and resources, check out this blog post about home insemination.
In summary, taking a little one to the beach can be challenging enough without the added commentary from well-meaning strangers. By embracing the joy (and chaos!) of beach outings, parents can enjoy precious moments with their children while navigating unsolicited advice with a smile.