Just like how parents learn the tricks to encourage good behavior, my children have become experts at discovering my soft spots. It’s as if we’ve developed a secret code that unfolds daily. They know exactly how to push my buttons and get what they want. Here are some of their most effective strategies:
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Bedtime Shenanigans
When the clock strikes bedtime, my kids have a go-to tactic for extending their evening. They’ll quickly change the channel to something captivating—often a home renovation show on TV. Having seen me get lost in the transformation of a rundown house, they know this is their ticket to an extra hour of screen time. With a shared look and a thumbs-up, they initiate the charm offensive, complete with hair play that makes it impossible for me to resist. -
Caffeine Cravings
On days when I’m dragging and in desperate need of coffee, my little ones suggest a pit stop at McDonald’s. They cleverly steer the conversation to the Dollar Menu, ensuring that while I indulge in my soda fix, they can also snag a treat. Before I realize it, I’m scrolling through Pinterest, blissfully sipping my drink, while they’re busy planning their ice cream order. -
Target Temptations
When we’re at Target, my kids are not shy about expressing their desire for items from the Dollar Spot. They sweeten the deal by offering a foot rub if I indulge them. I find myself giving in, thinking, “Fine, but you better make it worth my while!” I can’t help but wonder if anyone’s ever reported me for my parenting tactics. -
Post-Argument Apologies
After an inevitable clash over their misbehavior, my kids know just how to charm their way back into my good graces. They shower me with compliments and suggest fun purchases I’ve had my eye on. It’s astonishing how a few sweet words can make me question whether I was too harsh on them. I see through it, yet somehow, I always end up forgiving them. -
Fear Factor
When my kids express fear, it pulls at my heartstrings. Whether it’s a fear of the dark or getting on the school bus, I often can’t help but comfort them. I’ve noticed they sometimes use this tactic to sneak downstairs after I thought I’d tucked them in for the night. I’ll admit, I’ve fallen for this one more times than I can count. -
Dinner Dilemmas
Dinner can be a battleground, especially with foods they dislike. When they claim to feel unwell, I’ve learned the hard way that pushing them to finish their plate can lead to unfortunate outcomes. Now, I’m more inclined to let them off the hook, prioritizing peace over plates—even if it means skipping the vegetables. -
The “Ouch” Strategy
Whenever my kids come to me with a claim of injury, I immediately drop everything to investigate. More often than not, it’s a minor scrape that requires a band-aid—and a request for a popsicle afterward. It’s amazing how quickly a little “pain” can lead to a sweet treat. I find myself falling for this routine repeatedly.
This playful back-and-forth between us benefits everyone. I get to relish some of the sweeter moments of motherhood while my kids perfect their negotiation skills. While I might not be proud of my parenting methods, I’m not about to stop. After all, once you’ve enjoyed a foot rub from your child, there’s no turning back.
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Summary:
In this article, I share the clever tactics my children use to get their way, from bedtime negotiations to post-argument compliments. Their playful manipulation not only brings laughter but also enriches our family dynamic. While I may be a bit of a pushover, these moments create lasting memories and teach my kids valuable skills.