Hey there, fellow parents! We’ve made it through summer, and now it’s time to send the kiddos back to school. If our expressions could speak, they’d echo the relief of teachers at the end of the school year—we’ve witnessed enough chaos to last a lifetime. After a long few months, it’s no wonder the bus driver is practically our superhero, and we might even feel a little misty-eyed as we see that glorious drop-off line. We’ve survived another summer, and the school year is upon us again. Naturally, the witty parents on Twitter are sharing their excitement in a way that only they can—unfiltered and ready to celebrate their newfound freedom!
- They’ll realize it too someday.
Oh, you’re upset? Tough luck! - Get Pinterest-perfect or go home.
These are the times we live in, parents. Make it official with a cute chalkboard design or just don’t bother. - Bye-bye, kids!
Is it wrong to roll out a literal red carpet for the bus driver on the first day? If it is, I don’t want to be right! - So. Many. Reps.
Sometimes, they’re not as eager to go as we are to send them. - Exactly where it belongs.
This might sound harsh to first-timers, but if you’ve been through this before, you’ll know that the initial “please donate” paperwork is just the tip of the iceberg. Brace yourselves for at least 47 more requests this year! - Look away, kids.
I’m basically a walking disaster at the bus stop most mornings, so I’m more than happy to join this selective amnesia club. - Oops!
You mean you haven’t been keeping a special dry-erase calendar all summer, counting down the days until school starts? Well, okay then. Maybe we can’t be friends. - Not a bad start.
After a summer of wild kids staying up late, it’s a miracle if they make it to the first day of school on time—two hours late is the new on-time! - #Goals
Please, school. It’s been five years. We’ve given all we can give—now it’s your turn! - A rookie mistake.
My kids devoured an entire pack of mini-muffins I had saved for their lunches in less than a day—snack designations mean nothing to them. You’ve got to invest in a special snack safe; it’s the only way. - This moment must be celebrated.
Reunited, and it feels so good! - Because, of course.
After practicing their farming skills all summer, they’re sleeping like hungover college students right before school starts. - We are more than ready.
It’s been a long summer. Good luck, teachers!
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In summary, the return to school is a time of mixed emotions for parents—relief, joy, and a hint of nostalgia. The funny parents of Twitter perfectly capture the essence of this transition, reminding us that we’re not alone in this wild parenting journey.