Absolutely, I do indulge in bonbons throughout the day! I’ve found the perfect hiding spot for them up high on the refrigerator. It’s essential because if I left them within reach, my little ones would discover them, devour them, and turn into chocolate-fueled tornadoes, leaving me with the task of cleaning their sticky, brown faces. And let’s be honest, I have enough on my plate without adding that to my to-do list.
Breakfast Juggling Act
While the kids wait for breakfast, I take a quick moment to savor a bonbon. They each have their own breakfast requests, which means I’m juggling oatmeal, toast, and cereal, all while mixing the right amount of milk and juice. By the time their meal is finished, I’ve already tackled a load of dishes and wiped down the counters. And guess what? My coffee has gone cold, so another bonbon is in order.
The Dressing Routine
Next comes the dressing routine. The eldest can pick out his clothes and dress himself, although they might end up inside out. The middle child needs assistance in selecting his outfit, but he can manage the dressing part. The youngest? Well, he has a talent for running away naked while giggling uncontrollably. Catching him is like trying to dress an octopus that’s determined to escape. After wrestling him into some clothes, it’s time for tooth brushing, a task that comes with its own set of negotiations. Don’t even get me started on hair—let’s just say, I’ve earned myself a bonbon.
Creative Chaos with Watercolors
Today, I set the kids up with watercolors while I tackle the mountain of clean laundry. And when I say mountain, I mean a couch covered in seven overflowing baskets! As I bend and fold, my back protests. Just when I think I’m making progress, the kids start squabbling over their water cups. I pour them each their own, but of course, the youngest promptly dumps his everywhere. Watercolors are officially over, but my laundry remains. Time for another bonbon.
Lunch Preparations
With the kids outside playing with the dog (thank goodness for our privacy fence!), I can finally finish the laundry and start preparing lunch. I aim for something healthy, complete with veggies, meat, and grains, and I even try to make it fun—perhaps bear-shaped sandwiches. But when the kids come in, they turn up their noses and opt for plain bread. Guess who gets to eat their abandoned lunches? You got it—I enjoy another bonbon.
Downtime and Reading Time
After lunch, it’s time for some downtime with TV. I seize the opportunity to sneak a few more bonbons while scrolling through social media and eyeing those cute clothes I can’t afford. Then we dive into reading time, where I navigate through their demands for books. Instead of reading the actual pages, I often find myself reciting familiar lines from their favorites. The kids can’t get enough of “Dragons Love Tacos,” but their odd favorite remains a thrift store guide to Fraggles. I’m thoroughly convinced I deserve a bonbon for every page I turn.
Bathroom Scrubbing
The bathroom could certainly use a good scrub, and naturally, the kids are fascinated by the cleaning supplies. I hand over mini spray bottles filled with water to keep their curious hands off the Clorox. I spend a solid five minutes scrubbing the toilet—little boys, as it turns out, have aim issues. They manage to leave muddy footprints on the wet floor, forcing me to clean it yet again. A bonbon might taste a bit like bleach, but hey, I still get to enjoy it.
Room Cleaning Shenanigans
As we move on to room cleaning, I try to make it fun, but it quickly devolves into whining and tantrums. I attempt to divide tasks, which lasts all of two minutes before I realize I’m the only one making any effort. I even resort to singing that catchy clean-up song—twenty times. The bonbon I’m trying to enjoy feels like a reward for my efforts.
Time for Dinner
Finally, it’s time to start dinner. While I cook, the kids are free to wreak havoc in their rooms. So, I surrender to the chaos and treat myself to yet another bonbon.
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In summary, amidst the delightful chaos of parenting, my sneaky indulgence in bonbons serves as a sweet little escape. So, yes, I do eat bonbons all day long, and honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.