Forget about those unsettling clowns; giant cat head masks are here to take the fright factor to a whole new level! As Halloween draws near, if you’re still pondering your costume choice, why not go for something that will linger in your neighbors’ nightmares for years? Just be prepared to shell out a hefty sum—about $5,000!
According to a report on Today, Japan has introduced a peculiar trend: oversized, custom-made cat head masks designed by artist Kaito Tanaka. Each of these colossal creations requires three months to craft and comes with a hefty price tag. While that might be a bit much for a Halloween outing with your little one in Brooklyn, it could serve as a perfect tool for scaring them back into good behavior!
Take a look at this image (but maybe grab a Xanax first) and then give your therapist a call. I’ll be right here when you return. Honestly, I might just stick with whatever silly cartoon character costume my child chooses for me.
Even though these masks could potentially scare my kids straight, I wouldn’t want one of those giant heads anywhere near my home. And trust me, I’m a cat lover! (Just to clarify, I adore dogs too; I grew up with cats, and even as a family man, my affection for cats remains strong. Funny how dog owners often express their disdain for cats, while cat lovers usually appreciate all animals!)
Here’s another glimpse of these oversized feline faces. I’m not even sorry if it gives you chills! Fortunately, these monstrous cat masks are currently only available in Japan, so I should be safe while trick-or-treating with my kids in a few weeks. If these things start popping up in the U.S., I might seriously consider relocating to Canada—Trump won’t be the only reason for that!
If I spotted a family wearing those cat heads approaching my house on Halloween, I wouldn’t just turn off the lights and hide all the candy; I’d probably burn my house down and flee the country. There’s no way I could convince myself that my worst nightmares hadn’t come to life to seek vengeance for all those times I mocked cute kitty merchandise.
And with my luck, if I do end up escaping, I might find myself at a place like Hotel Catifornia. You can panic, but you can never flee!
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In summary, while giant cat head masks may bring an element of horror to Halloween, they also serve as a reminder of the bizarre and often humorous trends that emerge each year. With these masks, you could create lasting memories—or nightmares—for your family and neighbors!