Some stages of motherhood can be incredibly tough. We all have those times filled with sleepless nights, endless colic, frequent illnesses, and the infamous toddler meltdowns. Days can drag on forever, yet months and years seem to zip by in an instant.
In the pursuit of achieving that elusive “balance,” you might find yourself collapsing in a kitchen scattered with Cheerios and overwhelmed by laundry. Each morning starts with the best intentions, and your to-do list seems endless:
- Tackle the laundry
- Be the cheerful mom
- Squeeze in a workout
- Blend a green smoothie
- Take a shower
- Put away dishes
- Pay the bills
However, by bedtime, you find yourself crawling into bed, feeling defeated. During these challenging times, it’s essential for mothers to give themselves a break. If you’re going through a tough phase, find something that brings you joy. Enter: adult granola.
How to Create Adult Granola
Prep Time: Ready in seconds (Yay!)
Cook Time: None (Yahoo!)
Total Time: As long as you need, sweet mama!
Serves: One (This is crucial.)
Ingredients:
- Your favorite peanut butter
- Chocolate chips
- Coconut flakes
- Any topping that makes your heart sing
Tools:
- A spoon
- A plate
- A closet, bathroom, pantry, or another secluded space
Instructions:
First, find a moment of peace—whether it’s during nap time, screen time, or while handing a cup of Cheerios to a hungry, pants-less toddler. If you’ve got your adult granola essentials ready, great! If not, stealthily grab a spoon and your ingredients and make a break for it.
Scoop the peanut butter, roll it in your favorite toppings, and relish every bite. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat (you get the idea).
Now, here comes the critical part: When your child inevitably finds you (and trust me, they will), they’ll ask what you’re doing. Pay close attention to this moment, mamas. Your response should be:
“I’m having adult granola.”
Frequently Asked Questions:
You might be exhausted, holed up in that closet with spoon and jar in hand. You’re in the adult granola season, and it takes stamina. As a seasoned adult granola enthusiast, I’m here to help you navigate the inevitable questions from your little one.
- “Can I have some?”
Sorry, sweetie, this is adult granola. - “What’s in it?”
Just adult ingredients. - “When can I have it?”
When you turn 18. - “Will you share it with me then?”
Absolutely! Especially when you become a parent yourself. We’ll laugh about it together! - “But I like peanut butter and chocolate!”
This specific mix is for adults only. Sorry, dear. - “What would happen if I had some?”
I love you too much to find out! - “But why can’t I have it?”
It’s the law. You have to be 18 to enjoy this granola. - “But why?”
See above. - “But why?”
See above. (And enjoy another scoop because you’ve entered the Why Zone.)
Adult granola is your self-care moment.
Sure, in an ideal world, you’d enjoy your adult granola and work out daily. But it’s perfectly okay if now isn’t that time. Eventually, when you are sleeping better, you’ll find ways to exercise again. Until then, embrace the adult granola.
Remember, adult granola season will pass. Just like all phases, this one will come to an end. One day, you may notice you haven’t spent as much time hiding in the pantry, and things will feel a bit easier. You might even find yourself missing those secret moments with adult granola, and that’s completely okay too.
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Summary:
Motherhood can be overwhelming, filled with sleepless nights and endless tasks. During these tough times, it’s important for moms to find joy in little things, like enjoying a simple treat called adult granola. This quick and easy snack can provide much-needed self-care, offering a moment of bliss in a chaotic day. Remember, this phase won’t last forever, and it’s okay to indulge in something just for you.