Pregnancy can be a whirlwind, and for expectant mothers balancing work and impending motherhood, the last few weeks can feel especially overwhelming. Between the frequent trips to the restroom and the discomfort that comes with late-stage pregnancy, there’s an added layer of challenge: the well-meaning, yet sometimes intrusive, questions from colleagues. While it might be tempting to voice your true feelings, a more tactful approach might serve you better. Here’s a guide to some of the more common inquiries you might encounter as you prepare for your maternity leave.
How will I manage without you here?
What I wish I could say: Think of it as a necessary adjustment period. You might find yourself in denial about my absence until you realize just how much I contribute. You might feel a pang of anger when tasks pile up and you can’t remember how to format a document. But don’t worry, you’ll get through it—just like I will at home! Let’s tackle this together.
Polite response: I believe in you! Just remember, we’re all in this together.
How will I cope as a new mom?
What I wish I could say: Honestly? I’m flying by the seat of my pants, and you might want to consider doing the same!
Polite response: I’m sure I’ll figure it out as I go, just like you will when it’s your turn!
Can I reach out to you while you’re on leave?
What I wish I could say: I’d rather not, to be honest. I’m planning to relish this time with my little one, and I’ll be pretty busy with diaper duty and late-night feedings. But if I find myself in need of adult conversation, I might just call you!
Polite response: If it’s absolutely necessary, feel free to reach out—but I can’t guarantee I’ll be available.
Upon your return, brace yourself for more questions:
Wow, you’re almost back to normal!
What I wish I could say: Normal? You should see the chaos behind the scenes! I’m still adjusting to this new body and the lack of sleep. But hey, thanks for noticing!
Polite response: What does “normal” even mean?
How was your time off?
What I wish I could say: It was nothing short of a transformative experience! I spent my days in a haze of sleepless nights and baby cuddles, but it was incredible. Let’s chat about it after you have your first baby, and I can share all the real joys!
Polite response: It was quite the adventure! I’d love to share more when we catch up.
How long do you need to pump?
What I wish I could say: Just like asking how long a bathroom break takes, it varies! There’s no set time, but I promise it’ll be worth it!
Polite response: About an hour should do it, but let’s see how it goes.
Want to catch up over drinks after work?
What I wish I could say: Do you have breast milk test strips? Seriously though, I cherish my time at home with my baby and would prefer to soak up every moment now rather than chat about work.
Polite response: I’m a bit tied up with mommy duties right now, but let’s plan for another time!
And if someone spots breast milk in the fridge?
What I wish I could say: Yes, that’s my baby’s food! But if it bothers you, I can always relocate it closer to your leftover burrito!
Polite response: Yep, it’s breast milk! Please don’t spill it, and feel free to use the regular milk in your coffee!
In summary, navigating maternity leave can be tough, but with a little humor and tact, you can manage those awkward conversations with coworkers. By keeping it light and maintaining boundaries, you can enjoy this precious time with your new baby while easing back into the workplace.
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