When I first crossed paths with my partner during our college days, we spent countless evenings at local pubs indulging in what could be considered the quintessential college pastime: enjoying a cold beer. We were far from being beer connoisseurs; rather, we savored whatever was on special, usually in a pitcher.
From beer pong to funneling, we embraced the full college experience. (Apologies in advance, kids—your mom was quite the wild one back then.) Beer was our companion during carefree nights with friends and after tedious study sessions. I’ll admit, cheap beer contributed to a few of my bar-top dance performances. (And yes, kids, your mom rocked that stage!)
As I transitioned into adulthood, I felt compelled to elevate my drink choices. Wine, scotch, and artisanal cocktails seemed to be the markers of sophistication, as portrayed in every episode of Mad Men. At work events during the Sex and the City era, I found myself sipping on cosmos, trying to emulate Carrie Bradshaw and her crew. Even though I enjoyed the glamour, I would have been just as happy with a cold beer in hand.
Don’t misunderstand me; I do savor a nice glass of wine after a taxing day. However, there’s nothing quite like cracking open a cold one after a long afternoon of yard work or a grueling run. As we’ve matured, my partner and I have developed a shared hobby of exploring craft breweries, learning about different brews and brewing techniques. This past summer, we had a delightful visit to Allagash Brewing Company in Portland, Maine, on a drizzly day—perfect for staying off the beach.
From my experience, beer enthusiasts tend to be approachable, lively, and grounded. My partner and I have enjoyed engaging conversations with brewery staff, who are usually friendly and eager to share their knowledge about various flavors and ingredients. Visiting a local brewery or brewpub feels relaxed and inviting.
In my opinion, beer drinkers form a genuinely enjoyable community. I’m open to trying all kinds of beers, and just like wine pairing, there’s a beer suited for every parenting moment.
Beer Pairings for Parenting Moments
Hefeweizen
These light, slightly hazy beers beckon you to enjoy them during summer, often adorned with slices of citrus. Pair it with an ice-cold glass, and you’ve got the makings of a fantastic summer evening—even amidst the chaos of kids spraying each other with the garden hose.
Lagers
If the kids have been rowdy all day, reach for a lager—or let’s be honest, maybe three. Buuuurp.
Light Beers
Ideal for those evenings when your pants feel snug, yet chaos reigns with unexpected dog messes and last-minute school projects. This way, you can enjoy two for (almost) the price of one!
Lambics
When you’re in the mood to feel fancy while sporting a breast milk-stained shirt and messy hair, grab a Lambic. Trust me.
IPAs
While some may argue that IPA means “India Pale Ale,” exhausted parents know it as “I Parented Alright” today. With each sip, we toast to our parenting triumphs. Cheers to us!
Chocolate Stouts
Chocolate-infused beers exist solely for one reason: to alleviate PMS. You can thank me later.
Guinness
The go-to beer for everyone on St. Patrick’s Day when green is the color of choice.
Fruity Beers
If you want to avoid sharing with your partner, opt for a peach or raspberry brew; it’ll keep them quiet. Plus, fruity beers help you “strive for five.” Duh.
Pumpkin Beers
These are essential from October through Halloween madness. Enjoy your Pumpkin Spice Lattes during the day and switch to Pumpkin Ale in the evening.
Ales
Sipping on an ale can transport you to a cozy British pub, far removed from the sound of your toddler’s tantrums and the 96 cupcakes you need to bake for the PTA bake sale. Ales provide a moment of escape in those “Calgon, take me away” scenarios.
Parenting is challenging enough without the added pressure of wine and cocktail pairings. I can barely match socks, let alone determine which wine glass to use. Beer offers a straightforward, enjoyable way to unwind after a long day, and it pairs perfectly with leftover chicken fingers.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my partner just informed me he’s running late, and the kids are bickering, which means it’s officially “beer thirty” in my house.
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Summary
In this light-hearted article, Michelle Rivers reflects on her college beer-drinking days and how her preferences have evolved over time. She humorously discusses various types of beer that fit different parenting moments, showcasing how beer can be an enjoyable and uncomplicated choice for moms. The piece emphasizes the camaraderie among beer drinkers and the simplicity of enjoying a cold one at the end of a long day.