9 Ways Girls’ Night Out Evolves After Kids

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Let’s be real: I had a blast during my college years. My roommates and I created unforgettable memories while dancing the nights away at local bars. We’d spend hours getting ready, blasting our favorite tunes, and scheming about the guys we hoped to meet. Once the clock struck 10 p.m., we’d head out, enveloped in a cloud of hairspray and anticipation.

We’d party until the early hours, returning home with laughter and tales of the night’s adventures. No matter how late we stayed out or how many drinks we had, we somehow managed to recover by morning—thanks to greasy breakfasts at our favorite diners. Ah, those carefree days! But fast forward 20 years, and so much has transformed.

Today, my bedtime is an early 10 p.m., and my youthful physique has given way to a softer reality. While I cherish the moments I can still connect with my college friends, coordinating a night out is a monumental task. With four husbands and twelve kids among us, plus work and school schedules to juggle, it often feels like we need a legislative act just to gather for a night out.

When we finally reunited for a nostalgic evening, we quickly realized how much things had changed since our wild days on the dance floor. Here are some observations that might save you some surprises on your next nostalgic outing:

  1. Youthful Vibes: Every girl at the bar seems impossibly young—like they just stepped out of high school. With glowing skin and sky-high heels, it’s a reminder of how far we’ve come. #ICouldBeYourMom
  2. Hipster Trends: The bar scene is now filled with bearded hipsters. I don’t get it, but it appears to be a thing. #Lumbersexual
  3. Ride Hailing: Forget waving down a cab. Now you need an app to summon a ride—good luck navigating that in the dim light of the bar! #BringBackTheYellowCab
  4. New Tunes: You won’t recognize any of the songs blasting from the DJ booth. If you ask for a classic like ABBA’s “Dancing Queen,” you might get a confused look in return. #BornInThe70s
  5. Selfie Culture: Taking selfies is a must, with everyone aiming for that perfect duckface. Too bad I end up looking more like Donald Duck than a glam queen. #Cringeworthy
  6. Social Media Pressure: Gone are the days of simply enjoying the moment. Now, you’re expected to check in on Facebook, tweet the DJ, and Instagram every little detail. Thank goodness social media wasn’t around when I was 20! #ExhaustedMom
  7. Phone Obsession: People no longer hide behind cigarettes; they’re glued to their phones. The few smokers are banished to the streets. #SecondhandSmokeKills
  8. Bartender Dynamics: The bartenders are no longer trying to impress you in hopes of a flirtation. #TrueStory
  9. Closing Time: “What time does the bar close?” has shifted from “I’m here until last call!” to “How much longer until I can go home and change into my comfy clothes?” #LululemonOrBust

While I might not be the party girl I once was, I’ve embraced my journey. I’m more comfortable in my skin now, and I have no qualms about swapping stilettos for flats. The wild nights and hangovers are behind me, and honestly, I’m okay with that. If I never have to hold a friend’s hair back while she’s sick in a dive bar bathroom again, I’ll take it as a win.

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In summary, while the memories of wild nights out may linger, our lives—and our nights out—have evolved into something deeper and more fulfilling. We’ve traded in our party shoes for comfort, and the laughter continues—just in a different setting.