Let’s be real, fellow parents: we often encounter comments that make us want to roll our eyes so hard it could lead to a headache. Whether at the school drop-off or during playdates, someone is bound to say something that feels intrusive or downright annoying. From unsolicited advice to cringeworthy remarks about our parenting choices, these phrases can really test our patience. Here are twelve such statements that might just make you shake your head in disbelief.
- “Why aren’t you breastfeeding/bottle feeding/co-sleeping/letting your child cry it out?”
Seriously, can we not? Just like you, I have my own reasons for my parenting choices. Please keep your opinions to yourself. - “I would never wear pajamas to the bus stop.”
Oh really? I spent the night soothing a fussy baby and barely made it downstairs after my toddler decided to create a milk waterfall. Honestly, I’m just glad I remembered my shoes! - “My kids have never had fast food.”
That’s adorable, but I have three kids to shuttle around and sometimes a drive-thru is all that keeps us on schedule. Plus, I might be surviving on those fries today. - “Oh, it’s just a phase. They’ll grow out of it.”
I get that my child will eventually stop the floor gymnastics, but could you give me a more specific timeline? I can’t handle more carpet scrubbing! - “I don’t have kids, but I have a hamster, so I’m qualified to give parenting advice.”
Let’s clarify: owning a pet does not grant you parenting credentials. Training a hamster is nowhere near the same as raising a child, so kindly keep your tips to yourself. - “The baby weight just fell off for me!”
Yeah, that’s nice for you. My youngest is 10, and I’m still waiting for that magical moment. - “We never allow sugar.”
Wow, that sounds like a blast! I can’t even imagine living without dessert. - “Boys will be boys.”
Can we retire this outdated phrase? It’s time to hold kids accountable for their actions, not excuse them. - “Oops, I didn’t notice the ‘Baby Sleeping, DON’T RING THE BELL’ sign.”
Let’s get one thing straight: that sign is there for a reason. The peace of a sleeping baby is precious, and waking them up is not a good idea. - “My teenager is an excellent driver.”
That’s great, but I’d prefer my child not to be in a car with your ‘great driver.’ Safety first! - “Oh, your child is playing basketball for the first time? Our son has been in training since he was three and is bound for the pros!”
Last I checked, the NBA isn’t scouting third-graders. Let’s let our kids enjoy the game without the pressure of being future stars. - “Looks like you have your hands full!”
Yes, I do! Thanks for the reminder while I juggle a tantruming toddler and an infant. Your observation is so helpful.
We’ve all been guilty of saying something that could prompt an eye roll, but awareness is key. If you’re about to embark on the parenting journey and think you’ll never experience this, just wait—you’ll see what I mean eventually. And if you’re not planning on having kids, that’s perfectly fine too. I understand not to say “Oh, you’ll change your mind—everyone wants kids.”
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In summary, parenting comes with its fair share of unsolicited comments that can be quite frustrating. It’s important to remember we’re all doing our best, and sometimes a little understanding can go a long way.