Essential Oils Every Mom Wishes Existed

If you’ve ever found yourself in a group of mothers discussing the daily challenges of parenting, you’ve likely heard someone say, “There’s an oil for that.” I’ll confess, I’ve probably said it myself while suggesting a dab of peppermint oil for relieving that tension brought on by a rambunctious toddler. And while I’m not a die-hard essential oil advocate, I can acknowledge that a hint of lavender on your pillow for a good night’s sleep is never a bad idea.

However, there are certain essential oils I find myself wishing were available. With all our scientific advancements, why haven’t we created an anti-whining oil for our cranky toddlers or a blend to keep little boys from discussing their anatomy in public? Wouldn’t that be a dream?

If you’ve ever wished you could roll away an annoying stomach bug or soothe your little one to sleep with a little extra calm, you’ll relate to this list of essential oils that moms everywhere secretly crave.

The Forget-Me-Not Blend

This blend would help ensure your child remembers to brush their teeth, instead of getting distracted by whatever Minecraft re-enactment they’ve cooked up. Perfect for the kids who constantly say, “But I forgot,” and for those moms who sometimes wonder if they’ll forget how to escape the chaos.

The Anti-Eye-Rolling Blend

For tweens and their notorious resting faces, this blend would help keep the mood bright and minimize the eye rolls when you dare to ask them a question. It’s not just for tweens; it could work wonders for teenagers too!

The “Hurry Up Already” Blend

This refreshing blend would be ideal for the age-old struggle of getting kids ready on time. A little application on the toddler who can’t find their shoes or the seven-year-old who has to go potty right as you’re leaving will keep you on schedule.

The Anti-Sunrise Blend

This oil would be a lifesaver for those early risers who wake up at the crack of dawn. Just a drop on their pillow would encourage your little ones to play quietly until a reasonable hour, allowing you some much-needed rest.

The Temper-Tantrum Tamer

Imagine being able to navigate the store with a hangry toddler without the dread of a meltdown. A little application of this blend would help soothe the storm, letting you shop without interruptions.

The Mega Mood Stabilizer

Teenagers can be a rollercoaster of emotions. This blend would be perfect for calming them down when you ask about homework or dare to engage them in conversation. Watch their sassiness fade as harmony returns.

The “Open Your Eyes” Blend

This oil would work wonders for kids (and spouses) who can never find their belongings. Apply it whenever they start asking, “Do you know where my…” and watch them suddenly become capable of locating their items on their own!

The “Do It Anyway” Blend

This oil would come in handy for those moments when you ask your child to do something they resist. Whether it’s eating dinner or cleaning their room, a little sprinkle would encourage compliance without a fuss.

The Pre-Baby Body Blend

For moms yearning for their pre-baby figure, this blend would magically restore that shape while also bringing mental clarity. Say goodbye to pancake-like post-pregnancy physiques!

The Reasonable and Rational Blend

This blend could help promote peace among siblings and encourage rational behavior when disagreements arise. Imagine the differences resolved with less drama using this harmonious blend.

The Bullseye Blend

Ideal for those with less-than-perfect aim, this blend would assist in getting dirty clothes in the hamper, dishes in the dishwasher, and even help boys direct their aim to the toilet. Use it alongside the “Open Your Eyes” blend for maximum effectiveness.

While essential oils are known for promoting wellness and reducing stress, what many moms truly desire is a little sanity and peace. If they ever create these oils, I’d be first in line!

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In summary, while we might not have the essential oils we dream of, the imagination behind these blends can certainly make parenting a little more fun.