Having recently undergone a partial hysterectomy just nine days ago, I can say that it felt like my insides had been juggled around before being put back together. They retained my ovaries but removed my cervix, uterus, and Fallopian tubes. The recovery has felt like a whirlwind, and I often joke that I was filled with air and sealed up tight with glue!
After years of dealing with relentless periods, severe cramps, and debilitating backaches, I had finally reached my breaking point. My monthly cycles, which used to last a week, had stretched to two weeks or more, often catching me off guard even while on birth control. I was exhausted and ready for a change. My OB-GYN suggested a hysterectomy if I didn’t plan on having more kids. After a hearty laugh (three boys are enough for me!), I agreed.
I researched laparoscopic hysterectomies and found many encouraging testimonials about reduced downtime and pain. I even read success stories of women celebrating their new “period-free bliss.” Who wouldn’t want that?
In my pre-surgery prep, I focused on nutrition, exercise, and positive affirmations. I drank bone broth, green smoothies, and kombucha, all while trying to channel my inner Zen. But despite all my efforts, nothing could fully prepare me for what lay ahead. My doctor assured me that if all went well, I could walk and be discharged the same day, but I quickly learned that I wasn’t quite the “some women” he described.
Here’s what I wish I had known before my surgery:
- Post-Surgery Shakes: Prepare for waking up shivering as if you just ran a marathon. It’s a side effect of anesthesia, and soon enough, you’ll be blissfully calm with some helpful meds.
- Air Balloon Effect: You’ll feel like a human balloon, filled with air that your body won’t release easily. This isn’t just regular gas—it’s air trapped inside your body cavity. Pain meds will become your best friend.
- Bathroom Adventures: Expect bathroom trips to take 10 to 15 minutes. Moving into various positions might be necessary, and having a partner to help can be a lifesaver!
- Caffeine is Key: If you’re a coffee lover, have some caffeine as soon as possible to avoid a debilitating headache. Mine escalated into a migraine, and I was desperate for relief.
- Persistent Discomfort: Pain may linger longer than anticipated. You’ll feel like something might fall out when you stand, but trust me, everything will stay in place.
- Eating Might Hurt: You may experience stomach cramps when consuming anything other than broth or smoothies. Adjust your diet accordingly until your body feels ready.
- Pooping Woes: This is the real struggle—constipation can be brutal. My husband turned into a bowel remedy expert, bringing home everything from fiber drinks to Milk of Magnesia.
- Bloating Alert: You might look a bit pregnant due to bloating and inflammation. Loose-fitting clothes will be your best friend during recovery!
- Support System: Seriously, find a support person. My partner was incredible, helping with everything from meals to emotional support. He truly made this experience manageable.
Reflecting on my journey, I understand that I removed parts of myself that had caused years of discomfort. While I grieved for what I lost, I also embraced the miraculous healing my body is undergoing. Just nine days post-op, I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.
For those considering this path, remember to be gentle with yourself. Your recovery will be unique—allow yourself to rest, accept help, and seek resources like this excellent article on fertility insurance for additional information. If you’re interested in home insemination, check out this informative blog post as well as this authority on at-home insemination kits.
Summary
Every hysterectomy journey is unique, with its own challenges and triumphs. By preparing for the unexpected and having a solid support system, you can navigate your recovery with grace.