As Mother’s Day approaches, the anticipation (and underlying tension) is palpable. Will the kids cooperate? Will we need to handle any unexpected messes? Will we receive gifts that are actually useful? And let’s not forget if our partners will even remember the day. With so many moving parts on a day meant to celebrate moms, expectations can skyrocket. Ultimately, all any mom truly desires is a moment of tranquility, a generous supply of mimosas, and perhaps a few hearty laughs. Thankfully, the witty parents of Twitter have shared some relatable insights.
1. Spoiler Alert: Not Many Surprises.
Is it too much to expect our partners and kids to think creatively? Honestly, how many showers do they think we take? Spoiler alert: it’s not enough, especially when certain little ones refuse to let us enjoy a moment of solitude in the bathroom.
2. Please, Just Please.
The absolute best gift would be simply to have a moment of peace.
3. Facepalm
Instead of adding to the ever-growing collection of homemade pasta jewelry, how about gifting mom what she truly craves on Mother’s Day? A solid nap would hit the spot.
4. No Thanks, Please.
Unless Mother’s Day brunch can take place in a soundproof zone, I’d rather pass. There’s nothing soothing about listening to kids—yours or others—complaining that their food is “too spicy.”
5. They Probably Won’t.
This is the elusive fantasy every mom chases. It’s unlikely to happen, but why not keep hoping?
6. Nailed It.
A chaotic kitchen, last-minute flowers, and shattered expectations—just bring on Monday already!
7. A Reasonable Request.
Discounted mimosas should be a standard offering at every Mother’s Day brunch.
8. Brilliant Idea!
Daycare teachers deserve all the accolades for countless reasons, including this one.
9. It’s What Matters.
If you don’t share on social media what your children gifted you, did it even happen? Because let’s be honest, they can’t read or even have Facebook accounts yet.
10. Surprise, Mom!
And just like that, your relaxing time is officially over.
11. Keeping It Real.
Hallmark should really consider crafting a line of cards specifically for moms of toddlers. No more thoughts and prayers—just realistic acknowledgments.
12. So Very Special.
We feel like royalty, even while loading the dishwasher in our macaroni art accessories. Sigh.
13. Thanks, Buddy!
Yes, you are the best! Good luck to all the dads out there.
This article was originally published on May 11, 2017.
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In summary, Mother’s Day is a mixed bag filled with expectations and a desire for peace and quiet. The comedic takes from parents reveal the true essence of the day—what moms really want.