In the realm of pet adoption, sometimes even the most patient rescue teams hit a wall. Such seems to be the case with a feline named Sir Whiskers, formerly known as Mr. Bigglesworth. The adoption listing for this cheeky kitty is nothing short of unfiltered honesty.
The Cat Advocates of Melbourne, an organization dedicated to the welfare and advocacy for rescued felines in Australia, posted a rather vivid portrayal of Sir Whiskers, describing him as “a total rascal…a tyrant and a ruler.” Sounds like your typical cat, right?
Gina Brown, founder of the Cat Advocates of Melbourne, crafted this brutally candid description—kudos to her! Potential adopters deserve a clear picture of what they’re signing up for. Cats are notorious for their cunning ways, and it’s entirely plausible that Sir Whiskers might try to charm his way into a new home, only for his new humans to discover the reality once he’s settled in.
Gina made sure to lay all the cards on the table. “Sir Whiskers does not appreciate being denied his wishes. He can throw quite the feline fit if he’s not allowed outside when he desires (and after a couple of weeks indoors at his foster home, there were indeed some dramatic outbursts!). Also, don’t even think about feeding him late.”
And hold onto your hands because he might nip at you if you displease him. “If he’s not a fan of your actions, expect a little bite!” Or if your petting technique doesn’t meet his standards. “Sir Whiskers adores his cuddles, but only when he chooses. If you’re not petting him correctly, a nip is on the horizon.”
And if you dare to walk too close to him? “He might just take a swipe at your feet—it all depends on what he can reach at that moment.”
This cat means business! As I read through the description, I occasionally had to verify that I was indeed learning about a cat and not my own child. After all, my little one also “prefers cuddles on his own schedule.”
Despite the fierce-sounding name “Sir Whiskers,” which I thought would be a brilliant choice for my son (but alas, my partner disagreed), the attached photo reveals a strikingly handsome cat. There are some redeeming qualities too; he “allows kisses on his glossy black head when he’s in a good mood…is eager to be part of whatever you’re doing (which likely means he’ll plop down on your keyboard when you’re trying to work), and he’s “incredibly healthy.” After reading this listing, I find myself somewhat tempted to adopt Gina Brown as well!
As of now, the listing for Sir Whiskers indicates he’s “on hold,” which hopefully implies that someone is ready to embrace this spirited feline and provide him with the home he demands.
It’s essential for potential adopters to heed the end of the description: “Sir Whiskers is not a cat for the inexperienced or the faint of heart. He is a full-blooded tomcat with very clear boundaries.” Again, sounds suspiciously like my toddler, but at least he doesn’t come with claws. Unfortunately, he does seem to enjoy biting just as much as Sir Whiskers.
For more insights on parenting and family life, check out our other resources on home insemination and family planning, like this informative piece on intrauterine insemination or tips on using a home insemination kit.
In summary, Sir Whiskers is a delightful yet demanding cat in need of a strong-willed family who can handle his antics. His spirited personality ensures that life will never be dull, but he requires a human counterpart who understands his boundaries and preferences.