A recent global survey has sparked a lively discussion among mothers, revealing that women desire sexual encounters to last an average of 25 minutes and 51 seconds, roughly the length of a Friends episode (without commercials, of course). However, one might wonder: were any mothers consulted in this survey? The consensus among moms is a resounding “no way.”
Conducted by Saucy Dates, this survey suggests that women crave longer intimate sessions, but it’s hard to believe that many mothers were included in the survey sample. While it’s true that moms have their own desires and fantasies, the reality is that time—both physical and mental—is a luxury many simply do not have.
Juggling countless responsibilities, from work obligations to managing the household, mothers often find it challenging to fully disengage and enjoy intimate moments. Imagine attempting to savor a 26-minute encounter while mentally preparing for your child’s impending parent-teacher conference, which likely promises tears (from your child) and a stiff drink (for you). The thought of the pile of dirty dishes that were neglected for a grocery run adds to the mental clutter. And let’s not forget the little one who is probably just a few moments away from needing their bedtime drink.
Of course, some mothers master the art of compartmentalizing their thoughts and can focus on pleasure. However, for a vast majority, the notion of a lengthy session feels unrealistic. Many would find themselves subtly signaling to their partner to “wrap it up” after about 11 minutes, or even sooner if under the influence of a couple of glasses of wine.
In fact, it’s not uncommon for mothers to wish for a “wrap it up” box on their bedside tables, reminding their partners that there are laundry piles to fold and Hallmark movies beckoning for attention. The anxiety over personal appearance during such an extended period can also be counterproductive to relaxation goals.
While the survey suggests a preference for marathon sessions, we hope our partners don’t come across this data, as it only adds pressure to an already complicated life filled with responsibilities. Will we ever desire long, lingering sexual experiences? Perhaps, but only when the kids are old enough to manage their own needs, or when we finally hire help around the house.
Until that day arrives, the idea of a “wrap it up” box prototype sounds quite appealing. Contributions towards the start-up costs would surely be welcome!
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Summary
The recent survey suggesting that women want sexual encounters to last nearly 26 minutes has generated laughter among mothers, who argue that their busy lives make such lengthy sessions unrealistic. Many moms find it challenging to disengage from their responsibilities, often preferring shorter encounters. The idea of a “wrap it up” box resonates with many, highlighting the need for practicality in their intimate lives.