9 Indicators You Might Be a 30-Something “Grandma”

In my early thirties, I often find myself labeled as an “old soul” despite being just 31. This designation has followed me since my mid-twenties. I can’t help it; I enjoy the comforts of home where I can avoid the chaos of nightlife—no risk of scuffed shoes, spilled drinks, or overzealous party-goers encroaching on my personal space while I attempt to enjoy myself.

What truly sounds appealing to me? An early dinner followed by a binge-watch of classic shows like The Golden Girls. Do I sound like a grandma? Absolutely. But I take pride in my preference for cozy nights over late-night outings.

If you identify with any of the points below, you too may be a proud member of the 30-something grandma club. Don’t shy away from it—embrace it! We still know how to have fun; we just know when to call it a night.

1. Your Social Life Winds Down Before 9 PM

While I might not strictly be home by 9 PM, I certainly avoid any plans that start after that hour. Why do we need to go out at 10 PM? The sun has already set, and it seems counterproductive to venture out when the day has already faded. We’re adults, after all—there’s no need to be at the bar until last call.

2. You Craft Wearable Items

If you find joy in knitting, crocheting, or creating other handmade garments, you’re tapping into grandma territory. Sure, it’s cool to craft unique items, but there’s a fine line between being trendy and channeling your inner grandma. That said, anyone willing to make me mittens is a friend of mine.

3. You’re Familiar with CBS Primetime Shows

If you can recite the schedule for NCIS and know the cast members, consider yourself a grandma. These shows are typically enjoyed by a generation that precedes ours—if you find Mark Harmon appealing (especially in his current age), you might be embracing your inner elder.

4. You Own “Special” Pajamas

When you have separate pajama pants for lounging and ones that are deemed “going out” appropriate, you might just have a hint of grandma in you. Comfort is key, but I’m not one to parade my pajamas around in public unless absolutely necessary.

5. Tea is Your Beverage of Choice

Let’s be honest: tea is fabulous. Unless you hail from the UK or are a seasoned grandma, drinking tea might not be the trendiest choice. But honestly, it’s far superior to decaf coffee. Bonus points if you have a cherished mug that you sip from regularly.

6. Your Furniture is Too Nice to Use

Having a couch that’s merely for decoration raises questions about its purpose. We “grandmas” understand that there is furniture meant for sitting and furniture meant for show. Extra points if you refer to your couch as a “davenport.”

7. You Have Fancy Dinnerware You Never Use

If your china is reserved for special occasions, you’re probably leaning into grandma territory. Seriously, who still entertains like that nowadays besides grandmothers?

8. Your Idea of Fun is a Cozy Night In

If your ideal evening involves slipping into pajamas, making popcorn, and curling up with your remote by 8 PM, embrace it—you’re a grandma! There’s nothing wrong with preferring a low-key night over a late-night adventure. And honestly, most exciting events happen before 10 PM anyway.

9. You’re the Reliable One

When something goes awry in the middle of the night, you’re the one who’s prepared to help, even if you’re fast asleep. You’re up early, sipping tea and ready to hear the gossip when your friends wake up with the remnants of a wild night.

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Summary:

This article humorously identifies the traits of individuals in their 30s who embrace a “grandma” lifestyle, highlighting their preference for early nights, crafting, and classic TV. It encourages readers to accept their unique preferences and enjoy the comforts of home.