In a humorous twist of events, a mother from the UK asserts that her daughter’s Christmas gift, a talking baby doll, is actually using foul language and calling her child a ‘bitch.’ She has documented evidence to back her claim, but there’s one pressing question: Where can we snag one? Or maybe a dozen?
The Shocking Discovery
In an interview with The Sun, Lisa Hart recounts the shocking moment she discovered that her two-year-old daughter, Mia, was being insulted by the My Little Baby Born Walks Doll, which Hart had bought from a local toy store. “My partner set it up while I was out of the room. It was meant to say ‘mama’ and ‘dada’, but it definitely didn’t sound like that,” she explained.
Once I composed myself from laughter, we can discuss this further. Okay, I’m back. Firstly, no way. That doll is absolutely not saying ‘bitch.’ It’s just gurgling baby sounds, as confirmed by a representative from Zapf Creations, the doll’s manufacturer. “The My Little BABY born Walks doll features baby babble that is not intended to mimic any language or offend anyone,” the spokesperson stated.
A Cheeky Doll
However, it does sound suspiciously like the doll is cursing, which makes us want to order as many as we can. A cheeky doll that swears? Yes, please!
If this were my situation, my partner and I would be rolling on the floor with laughter, then sharing the video of the “foul-mouthed” doll with all our friends on social media. It would definitely become a cherished family heirloom, capturing the essence of our humor for future generations, right next to a creepy doll with a dead stare that just won’t stop cursing.
Lisa’s Response
But Lisa isn’t laughing it off. The store offered her a refund or an exchange, but she’s demanding that the dolls be taken off the shelves completely. “I’m not sure if this is a one-off issue or if they all say that,” she stated, clutching her pearls in disbelief. She also expressed regret about having to take the doll away from her daughter, despite there being countless similar toys available, and a toddler likely wouldn’t notice the difference.
In Summary
In summary, the doll is not actually saying ‘bitch,’ but if it were, I’d keep that gem and make it the life of every gathering, especially when friends come over to hang out. Imagine playing cards, sipping wine, and having that doll as the centerpiece.
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