As a product of the 1980s, one might expect me to effortlessly quote iconic lines from films like The Princess Bride, identify the members of the Brat Pack, or idolize the legendary Carrie Fisher. However, my upbringing lacked the influence of cable television, and trips to the cinema were rare. Astonishingly, I only learned that Carrie Fisher portrayed Princess Leia about six years ago, as I had never seen Star Wars until then. My ignorance extended to the Brat Pack and The Princess Bride, which I only recently watched.
I understand this might be seen as a disgrace to my generation, but I must argue that many beloved films from our youth are, quite frankly, not very good. While it’s undeniable that Carrie Fisher was a trailblazer and Star Wars lives up to its reputation, many other flicks fall short. If they aren’t outright bad, they often leave viewers feeling indifferent and confused.
While I risk backlash with this assessment, here are seven cult classics that might not deserve their revered status.
Jaws
I recently viewed this classic with my children, and I was concerned that my younger child might be frightened. However, the special effects were so laughably poor that it blurred the lines between horror and comedy. Was I supposed to be scared or amused?
Rocky
As someone who isn’t a boxing enthusiast, it should have been a red flag that I wouldn’t enjoy this film. Even the underdog narrative couldn’t mask the glaring issues, such as Rocky’s treatment of Adrian. After just a few minutes, I was compelled to discuss consent and misogyny with my kids. When Adrian expressed discomfort in Rocky’s apartment, he should have respected her wishes and offered to walk her home. Consent is crucial.
E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial
Before you start sending me angry emails, let me clarify: I don’t think this movie is terrible. I just don’t find it memorable. Despite being a crier, I felt no emotional connection and found myself asking how the mother remained oblivious to an alien residing in their home.
The Princess Bride
I concede that this film boasts some humor, but Princess Buttercup is a frustrating character. While Inigo is entertaining, it’s perplexing that all the admirable roles are male. The sole female character seems utterly insignificant, making it difficult to watch without launching into a lecture for my boys — who were already inundated with discussions after Rocky.
A Christmas Story
Where to begin? This film’s plot drags, and the humor fails to land. It perpetuates outdated stereotypes from the 1940s, mocks various cultures, and depicts harsh parenting. My children were appalled at the scene where soap is used as punishment — it’s just cruel!
Gremlins
This film is a source of nightmares — there’s no other way to say it.
Grease
The opening song endorses date rape with its line “Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?” It’s shocking. This entire film is rife with slut shaming and problematic depictions of consent, making it a tragic representation of its era.
While I may seem overly critical of 80s pop culture, I do appreciate several timeless classics, including Star Wars (where Carrie Fisher embodies strength), Stand By Me, and Dirty Dancing (a true masterpiece). I still have yet to experience Indiana Jones, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, or Heathers, so my judgment remains open on those films.
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In summary, many cult classics may not stand the test of time upon closer inspection. While some films are cherished, a critical lens reveals numerous flaws that warrant discussion.