As spring approaches, we find ourselves on the brink of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg season. Yes, Easter is just around the corner, and with it comes the fresh air and blossoming flowers that signal the end of winter’s gloom. While I appreciate the sense of renewal that spring brings and the joy associated with Easter, I have always found the Easter Bunny to be utterly alarming. From an early age, I struggled to comprehend the role of this oversized rabbit in the Easter narrative. For Christians, the holiday signifies the resurrection of Jesus, yet I can’t recall any biblical accounts of Mary hiding colorful eggs around His tomb. The Easter Bunny’s presence seems illogical, and frankly, it gives off creepy vibes.
I vividly remember the nights leading up to Easter, filled with dread about the impending arrival of the “Rodent of Unusual Size” bearing baskets of treats. Lying in bed, I would fret over the idea of a giant rabbit silently bouncing through my home. How did this creature manage to avoid knocking over furniture or leaving behind massive droppings? Kids can be remarkably gullible.
The Easter Bunny has been unsettling for decades, as evidenced by this nostalgic photo from the 80s.
When I became a parent, I grappled with how to introduce the concept of the Easter Bunny to my children, primarily because I was still unnerved by it. “Kids, behave or a giant rodent with jelly beans and plastic grass won’t deliver your Easter basket!” sounded absurd. Nevertheless, I went through with it, if only to satisfy my addiction to Reese’s PB treats. Don’t judge me!
I would often hear friends explain to their children that the bunnies in their yards were spies for the Easter Bunny, leaving me to wonder how we reached this point. It’s already challenging enough to uphold the tale of a jolly man in red squeezing down chimneys. Now, I had to convince my kids that a giant rabbit, a tooth-collecting lady, and a cheerful leprechaun invaded our home annually? Seriously, parents?
According to a source, “A wise man once told me that all religions are beautiful and all religions are wacko, but even if you allow for miracles, angels, and pancake Jesus, the Easter Bunny really comes out of left field.” A quick search reveals that the Easter Bunny made its way to the U.S. in the 1700s thanks to German missionaries. Thanks a lot, Germany.
Regardless of how the Easter Bunny became a source of anxiety for parents, it’s evident that children can express their feelings quite clearly.
Take a look at this baby’s perfectly captured expression of horror. Even a doll can’t shield her from the fright:
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Another child humorously questions why they must sit on the Bunny’s lap:
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It seems that one child always manages to spoil the fun for others. Sorry, kiddo, but the Easter Bunny isn’t winning any popularity contests here.
In conclusion, it’s time for parents to reconsider the tradition of Easter Bunny photos. This year, let’s spare the kids the stress!
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Summary
This article humorously explores the unsettling nature of the Easter Bunny, addressing how its origins and role in Easter traditions can be perplexing and frightening for children. As parents navigate these traditions, they may reconsider the implications of introducing such myths.