As your child enters the third or fourth grade, a significant milestone awaits—not just the excitement of growing up or becoming a big kid in school, but the initiation into the world of musical instruments. Yes, it’s that time of year again: recorder season.
Regardless of whether your child has prior experience with music or is a complete beginner, one thing is certain: every recorder sounds the same. They produce a cacophony of squawks and squeaks that can reach ear-piercing levels. For every note played correctly, expect at least one that will leave your eardrums wishing for relief. If your eardrums were sentient, they’d be begging for mercy.
The novelty of having their own instrument means your child will be eager to showcase their skills. Initially, your home will be filled with enthusiastic but painful renditions of tunes like “Hot Cross Buns” and “Mary Had a Little Lamb.” And let’s be honest, there will also be plenty of random blowing to explore what sounds they can create—because kids are just naturally curious, right? They’ll insist they’re “practicing,” and how can you, as a loving parent, argue with that? After all, it’s an assignment from school, one that requires them to “practice” until they master it or until your sanity is stretched to its limits.
Now, if you have more than one child, the situation becomes even more complicated. The child with the recorder will find it suddenly becomes the coolest item in the house, leading to endless bickering over who gets to play it and dealing with the inevitable drool that accompanies such an instrument. You’ll find yourself having to explain the importance of keeping it safe, only to realize they’ve been sneaking it out of each other’s bags at every opportunity. And yes, this will invariably happen at the break of dawn when you least expect it.
Then comes the day when your child mentions that the recorder needs to go back to school, and you feel a wave of relief wash over you. You’ll check their backpack multiple times to ensure that wretched thing is indeed going back to where it belongs—far away from your home. You might daydream about the peace that will follow, or at least the absence of the squawking melodies that have invaded your space.
But just when you think you’re in the clear, your child excitedly reveals they’ll be learning a new song, and they can’t wait to share it with you. Your initial joy is quickly replaced by a sinking feeling as you contemplate whether you have enough pain relievers or perhaps a little something stronger on hand.
Yet, you remember the thrill you felt as a child bringing home your first instrument, and you find the strength to smile and say, “I can’t wait either!” because you love your kids enough to tolerate every squeaky note they produce.
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In summary, recorder season can be a challenging time for parents, filled with noise and chaos, but it’s also a moment of joy and growth for your child. Embrace the experience, even when it tests your patience.