90+ Hilariously Amusing Pick-Up Lines That Will Have You Chuckling as You Use Them

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Are cheesy pick-up lines your thing? Absolutely! Will they make you feel slightly awkward when you say them? Definitely! But can they lead to a date? Perhaps! Just like love, using pick-up lines involves taking a leap of faith. So, we’ve compiled a list that may have you laughing all the way to a date. The secret to winning someone’s heart often lies in making them smile, and funny pick-up lines are a guaranteed way to bring a grin to that special someone’s face. If you’re eager to break the ice with some lighthearted flirtation, we have a treasure trove of phrases that will do the trick.

These amusing pick-up lines are designed to spark laughter. While you might hesitate to use them on a crush, they’re guaranteed to bring joy when shared with friends or your partner. Here’s a selection of our favorites from this extensive list of over 100 lines:

1. Do you enjoy raisins? How about a date?
2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
3. A life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
4. Quick, tie your shoes! Don’t want you falling for anyone else.
5. I’d trade my morning cereal just to spoon you.
6. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper!
7. If you were a steak, you would be well done.
8. Hi, I’m a thief, and I’m here to take your heart.
9. Are you dessert? Because I want a piece of that!
10. If you were a library book, I’d totally check you out.
11. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection!
12. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
13. I’m new here; can you guide me to your place?
14. You owe me a drink. Why? Because I dropped mine when I saw you.
15. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
16. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but aren’t dinosaurs still around?
17. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
18. I must be in a museum because you’re a true work of art.
19. Mind if I borrow your lips?
20. There’s something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.
21. You spend so much time in my thoughts, I should charge you rent.
22. Are you from Australia? Because you meet all my koala-fications!
23. Do I know you? Oh right, I dreamt about you!
24. Hello! Cupid called; he wants my heart back!
25. My lips are like Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
26. People call me Jason, but you can call me tonight.
27. Are you my phone charger? Because I’d die without you.
28. Are you trash? Because I’d take you out!
29. Can I give you a hug to show off how soft my sweater is?
30. I’m so lost; I was looking for your number.
31. Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you look dope!
32. You’re like pizza; even when it’s bad, it’s still good.
33. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
34. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte!
35. Here I am. What were your other two wishes?
36. If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot named Optimus Fine.
37. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
38. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaaaaam!
39. A life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
40. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!
41. Want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (Hold up a mirror).
42. Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!
43. Even with 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.
44. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
45. Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment… want to help me prove him wrong?
46. They say kissing is a love language; care to start a convo?
47. I’m on top of things; would you like to be one of them?
48. You put the cheese in my macaroni.
49. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
50. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!
51. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
52. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’re attractive!
53. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
54. Can I call you mine? Do you have a name?
55. You’re hotter than donut grease!
56. Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you!
57. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
58. Wouldn’t we look adorable on a wedding cake together?
59. Can you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel!
60. Are you the cause of global warming?
61. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
62. If happiness starts with “H,” why does mine start with “U”?
63. You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart!
64. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious!
65. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
66. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I visit in between?
67. I want to eat ice cream from your cone!
68. Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
69. Can you pinch me? You’re so fine I must be dreaming!
70. I want to live in your socks so I’m with you every step of the way.
71. I dream about petting puppies with you someday.
72. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
73. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
74. Are you a magician? Because everything disappears when I look at you.
75. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
76. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
77. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!
78. Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?
79. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
80. There’s something wrong with my phone; can you call it to see if it rings?
81. Are you from Japan? Because I’m trying to get in Japanties!
82. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
83. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
84. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’re attractive.
85. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
86. Your hand looks heavy; may I hold it for you?
87. You must be a ninja because you crept into my heart.
88. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
89. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
90. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
91. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
92. What time must you return to heaven?
93. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
94. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
95. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

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In summary, these pick-up lines are not only funny but also a great way to break the ice and create a connection with someone special. While they may not always lead to romance, they can certainly spark a smile or a laugh!