Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square is like a movie with a brick on the gas pedal—you’ll relish every wonderfully crazy moment of it.
If you haven’t heard, Dolly Parton has been a beacon of joy in 2020, gifting us with a festive album, a line of holiday sweaters, and even bakeware. She also generously contributed funds for COVID-19 vaccine development. On top of all that, she created a Netflix original holiday film that is so hilariously endearing and wonderfully outrageous, you’re bound to forget your 2020 troubles for every single minute of its runtime.
Honestly, I wasn’t sure what to expect when I decided to watch this gem one Saturday morning. I actually chose to rewatch A Christmas Prince and The Knight Before Christmas before diving into Christmas on the Square. Little did I know how mistaken I was. Dolly Parton’s film is the cheesiest and most delightful of them all. If you want to avoid spoilers, now’s the time to stop reading and head over to Netflix.
To be frank, this video captures the essence of the film perfectly.
The opening scene transports us to a picturesque small town square, where townsfolk are singing and dancing in celebration of the Christmas season. Christine Baranski is belting out a tune about her troubled past while preparing to deliver eviction notices to the townspeople. She plans to sell the land for a mall, and everyone must vacate by Christmas Eve.
And then there’s Dolly Parton, draped in burlap as if to disguise herself as a homeless person. But you can’t hide her shimmering white outfit, or the fact that she literally sparkles. She plays an angel who will later visit Baranski’s character, helping her experience transformation through forgiveness, love, and Christmas cheer. Just another day for Parton, who is essentially an angel in real life.
I won’t spoil too much more, but this movie throws in plot twists at an astonishing rate for a film that lasts just over an hour and a half. Expect shocking teen pregnancies, a hidden adoption, a weary child bartender, lifelong heartbreak due to misunderstandings, a cancer diagnosis, a car accident on a bridge, a traumatic brain injury, a couple struggling with infertility, the aforementioned evictions, and Baranski’s character dealing with her father’s recent passing—all set to 14 original Dolly Parton songs performed with the fervor of a community theater troupe (you remember community theater, right?).
By the time the hour and 38 minutes are up, you might sit back in disbelief, wondering what just unfolded. Yet, you’ll find yourself humming new holiday tunes and appreciating a wonderfully underappreciated genre of festive film: the campy musical.
So queue up Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square and prepare for the wild ride ahead. I recommend pouring yourself a large glass of wine and making an event out of it.
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Summary:
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square is a delightfully absurd holiday film filled with unexpected plot twists and heartwarming moments. With catchy original songs and a charmingly campy vibe, it offers the perfect escape from the stresses of 2020. Prepare for a fun viewing experience, complete with wine and a cozy setup.