So, I had a colonoscopy last month. At just 45, I’m not quite at the 50-year mark where they typically recommend this procedure. However, after my mom was diagnosed with colon cancer six years ago, I’ve been persistently asking my doctor for one every year since (she’s doing well now, thank goodness). Here’s my colonoscopy journey—grab a drink and settle in.
For the past six years, my doctor insisted that my mom was old enough at her diagnosis for it not to be hereditary, meaning no early screening was necessary for me. But you’d be amazed at how determined a middle-aged woman with a healthy dose of anxiety can be. Finally, during my annual check-up this year, my doctor relented and said, “Alright, you can have the colonoscopy if you promise to stop asking about it.”
So, I scheduled it. First on the list was a mandatory COVID-19 test. Apparently, they want to ensure you’re not carrying the virus before a colonoscopy—because, you know, COVID can somehow travel through your… well, you get the idea.
Ironically, my COVID test coincided with the first day they required patients to swab their own nostrils. Let me tell you, it’s not easy. I ended up sneezing and had to start over. After a few awkward attempts, I finally got it right. Thankfully, I tested negative for COVID, so it was time for the dreaded colon prep.
If you haven’t heard, the prep is the worst part. You have to stop eating a full 24 hours before the procedure. When my doctor told me this, I nearly freaked out, exclaiming, “24 hours?! I might die!” He calmly responded, “A bit dramatic, don’t you think?”
The night before my procedure, I had to drink a horrid 16-ounce concoction. They tried to flavor it strawberry, which was like trying to mask a terrible smell with a cheap candle—it just doesn’t work. After forcing it down, I spent the night running to the bathroom.
The next morning, I had to repeat the process. By this point, it was all gas—an interesting sensation, to say the least.
My mom drove me to the clinic, but due to COVID protocols, she couldn’t accompany me inside. I got changed, received an IV, and we were almost ready to go. The anesthesiologist explained that I wouldn’t be under general anesthesia but would receive propofol, which would work quickly. I remember her saying she was starting it, and the next thing I knew, I was waking up in recovery.
“Jennifer! Do you want some animal crackers?” Now that got my attention. I was groggy and confused, munching on snacks while the doctor began explaining the procedure. I vaguely recall him mentioning a “huge polyp” and “you need another colonoscopy in three months.” My mind raced. What does this mean? Am I going to be okay?
They informed me my mom was waiting for me, which seemed surreal given I was still processing everything. I cried all the way home, terrified of what I might be facing.
The next morning, I felt better physically but emotionally drained. I left a voicemail for the doctor to clarify what he had told me. When he called back, he explained that colon polyps are common but can potentially turn cancerous. Mine was an alarming 25mm—basically the size of a small rodent!
He reassured me that he didn’t think it was cancer yet, but it was precancerous. Three weeks later, I learned it was indeed precancerous, incredibly close to becoming cancer.
I’m thankful I insisted on the colonoscopy when I did. If I had delayed, the outcome could have been drastically different. Now, I’m considered high-risk and will need to monitor my health more closely.
So, here’s my message: While everyone is focused on COVID, don’t neglect your health. Regular checkups are vital. Although my doctor was correct about my mom’s age not making it hereditary, I’m grateful I pushed for my screening.
Update:
I had my follow-up colonoscopy three months later, and all was clear! Though I did have a small mishap the night before.
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In summary, my colonoscopy experience was daunting but ultimately a blessing in disguise. It highlighted the importance of advocating for your health. If you have concerns, don’t hesitate to speak up—you could save your life.