When it comes to being a long-term couple, I can proudly say that I fit the bill. My partner and I have been together for over 22 years, and married for 17. We’ve experienced it all: weddings, family losses, purchasing a home, welcoming kids, job changes, and navigating health crises. The list goes on and on!
I don’t claim to have all the answers about marriage—every day seems to bring new hurdles. Despite the wealth of “expert” marriage advice out there, it turns out that marriage can often be downright comical. Honestly, no one drives me crazier or makes me laugh harder than my partner. I can go from loving him to being annoyed in the span of just five minutes! And it seems I’m not alone. These social media gems perfectly capture the essence of married life.
Intimacy and Humor
Let’s start with intimacy. Who could forget the unforgettable post by celebrity chef Chrissy Teigen, where she casually posed in just her bra, underwear, and socks while snuggling her dog? Her husband’s cheeky response, “Don’t mind if I do,” was the icing on the cake. This dynamic duo always keeps it spicy and authentic—definitely one of my favorite posts from last year!
But let’s face it: many of us have outdated and limited lingerie collections. Why bother with lacy pieces when there’s that comfy, threadbare tank top in the drawer? Plus, we all know there’s a ticking clock before the kids interrupt with demands for snacks or sibling disputes!
The Exhaustion of Marriage
Let’s not forget the exhaustion that often settles in. We go to bed tired and end up grumbling in the morning about our partner’s nighttime habits—whether it’s snoring, tossing and turning, blanket hogging, or simply invading our personal space.
In-Law Dynamics
In-laws can be either a blessing or a headache. Some might offer “helpful” advice on everything from parenting to home-cooked meals. Then there’s the dreaded unsolicited gift.
The “Whatever” Red Flag
And speaking of taking charge, when your partner says “whatever,” we all know that’s a red flag. It’s usually a cover for some unexpressed feelings or resentment. We all want things our way, thinking life would be smoother if our partners just followed our instructions to the letter—how hard can it be, right? Just follow my clear directions the first time, please!
The Bathroom Break
And when your spouse announces they “need” to use the restroom, all married people know what that really means: they’re sneaking in some serious social media time. There’s simply no way it takes someone half an hour for a bathroom break!
Gift Wrapping Responsibilities
There’s often one partner (maybe it’s you?) who handles all gift wrapping for holidays and special occasions, while the other remains blissfully unaware of what’s inside those beautifully wrapped boxes. Yet, they still bask in the gratitude from the recipients. Insert eye roll here!
Encouraging Each Other
Confession time: I’m the one who nudges my partner to exercise regularly, mostly because I don’t want to be left to manage all the kids alone if he neglects his health. And it turns out, I’m not the only one! Celebrities like Maya Rudolph and Cooper had a humorous spat about going for a walk (yes, you read that right—don’t pretend you and your partner haven’t squabbled over minor issues). Marriage is all about finding that middle ground, right?
Appreciating Each Other
In the end, it’s essential to have each other’s backs and appreciate each other’s strengths. I’m great at advocating for our kids and keeping us organized, while my partner excels at playing with the kids, especially during epic dodgeball matches. We each bring unique qualities to the table, even if it’s not always perfect.
Marriage requires hard work, but it also teaches us to let go of the small stuff. Yes, we might bicker over trivial matters like who left the garage light on, but at the end of the day, we’re grateful to have each other. Life is an adventure filled with laughter and tears—together.