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Meet Prancer, a 2-year-old Chihuahua looking for a unique forever home. If you’re ready for an adventure, this little guy is quite a character. Described as a “neurotic dog who is not fond of men or children,” he’s not your typical pet.
Currently residing with a well-meaning but weary foster family in New Jersey, Prancer is in search of someone who can handle his quirky personality. His foster caregiver, Mia Johnson, shared a refreshingly candid description of his temperament on social media. “He’s basically the embodiment of the Chihuahua meme: 50% hate, 50% shiver,” she wrote, setting the stage for what’s to come.
Prancer’s backstory is as unique as he is. He arrived at his foster home a bit overweight, dressed in a cashmere sweater, and with an unexpected snack of bacon, egg, and cheese in his crate. Previously owned by an elderly woman who treated him like royalty, Prancer never learned to socialize, leaving him wary of most people and things.
Mia humorously remarked, “His first week here, he was so frightened that he didn’t show any personality. As sad as it sounds, I found that oddly more appealing!” She further elaborated, “I’m convinced he’s not just a dog but a vessel for a tormented Victorian child.”
Prancer’s affection is selective; he prefers the company of women and is particularly disdainful towards men. “He hates men more than women do, which is a bold statement!” Mia quipped. He also has a strict policy against sharing his space with other pets or children. “If you have dogs or cats, stay away unless you want them to experience a whirlwind of chaos from this 13-pound dynamo,” she added.
So, who would be the perfect match for Prancer? Mia suggests a single woman or a mother-daughter duo. “If you live in an apartment or condo, think again—he’ll be nipping at your neighbors’ ankles,” she cautioned. Prancer needs a quiet environment where he can thrive as the sole pet.
If you think you can handle Prancer’s delightful eccentricities, he’s available for adoption through the Second Chance Pet Adoption League. Also, if you’re interested in family planning, check out this post for more information.
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Summary
Prancer is a quirky Chihuahua seeking a special home. With a unique personality and specific preferences, he would thrive in a loving environment without men or other pets. If you think you can provide the right setting for this lovable little misfit, Prancer is waiting for you.