55+ Hilarious Clown Jokes to Share with Your Funniest Friends – No Rubber Chicken Needed

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Are you one of those who gets creeped out by clowns? You’re not alone—it’s a pretty well-known phobia! However, unless someone has severe coulrophobia (the technical term for that fear), they probably find clown jokes pretty amusing. Clown humor is universally relatable because, love them or hate them, everyone knows what a clown is.

While clowns were a staple at birthday parties in the ’80s and ’90s, they still have a place in special events today. Interestingly, there’s currently a clown shortage in Northern Ireland—sounds like a punchline waiting to happen, but it’s true! The past few years have been tough for everyone, especially for live entertainers. So, why not lighten the mood with some clown humor whenever you can?

Here’s a collection of whimsical clown jokes and puns that will remind you of the joy still to be found in laughter.

Super Silly Clown Jokes and Puns

1. I’m sending a clown to deliver flowers to my wife. Will she think that’s a romantic jester?
2. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
3. Which city is ruled by all clowns? Honk-konk.
4. Why was the lopsided clown searching for more cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
5. My wife dated a clown before we got together. I had some big shoes to fill.
6. Why was the clown feeling down? He broke his funny bone.
7. How did the clown compose his jokes? He jest put pun to paper!
8. How were the clown’s tricks? Ma-jest-ic.
9. What’s the funniest fish? A clownfish.
10. I think I’ll start a clown shoe business. But it’s no small feat!
11. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite bar? A honky-tonk.
12. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock.
13. Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!
14. What do you call a frugal clown? Pennywise.
15. Two clown cars crashed last night. Over 50 died.
16. What should you do if you’re attacked by a mob of clowns? Go for the juggler!
17. What material are clown costumes made from? Poly Jester.
18. What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is It.
19. You’re going to clown college? You can’t be serious.
20. How do clowns graduate from clown college? With ed-joke-ation.
21. Where do clowns get married? Clown Hall.
22. What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common? The same middle name.
23. Where did the clown retire? Down Old Clown Road.
24. Why was the clown so cheerful after his ear transplant on Dec. 31? Because he had a happy new ear!
25. Why did the clown cross the road? To pick up his rubber chicken from the store.
26. What happened during the egg contest when one clown had a cracked egg? The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
27. I don’t like that clown from IT. He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers.
28. What’s the best way to protect yourself while being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
29. What’s inscribed on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone? McRIP.
30. Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter. What a kind jester!
31. Why didn’t the clown get hired at the circus? He just wasn’t It.
32. What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
33. What do clowns call a tremor? A mirth-quake!
34. What does a clown sound like when he snores? “Honk shoe, honk shoe, honk shoe.”
35. What do you call a clown who hates sitting down? A stand-up comic.
36. If I told you I knew a convoluted joke involving a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and a clown-themed horror movie… Wood ewe bee leaf it?
37. What do you call a clown who went to jail? A sili-con.
38. My friend insists he loves horror films featuring clowns. I’m not sure, but I think he means IT.
39. What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes? Slow Clowns.
40. My dad was the greatest clown ever. When he passed away, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.
41. How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
42. Did you hear about the clown who was fired from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
43. My girlfriend said I was acting like a clown. It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
44. Why do clowns often have stiff necks? Because they sleep funny!
45. Why did the clown feel sad looking at a balloon? Due to inflation, he couldn’t buy it.
46. Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? The ringmaster made him bring it back!
47. I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday. Turns out, my boss was a real clown.
48. My parents hired a clown for my birthday party. But he was a real Bozo.
49. How big was the clown’s hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes!
50. Why are clowns always so busy? They’ve got a lot of funny business to juggle.
51. What kind of illness did the clown catch? Juggle fever.
52. How did the clown cross the road? By putting on his stilt.
53. Why did the clown get fired from his job? Because he was fooling everyone.
54. How do clowns cook their eggs? Funny side up!
55. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling funny.
56. Why was the clown’s mortgage declined? Because he couldn’t afford the clown payments!

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In conclusion, sharing laughter through silly clown jokes can bring joy even during tough times. The humor found in these puns can be a great way to connect with friends and lighten the mood.