Birthday Indulgences: A Celebration of Quirks

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As my birthday approaches, I plan to indulge in behaviors that might typically irritate my partner, all in the name of self-celebration. Tomorrow, I intend to spend the day engaging in activities that come naturally to me, while he graciously refrains from expressing annoyance. Here’s a comprehensive list of my birthday indulgences, which I may add to at any point:

My Birthday Indulgences

• Open Cabinets and Drawers: I will leave all my bathroom cabinets and dresser drawers ajar, and strategically place at least three pairs of flip-flops around the house.
• Dinner Inquiries: I’ll call him repeatedly—first on his office phone, then his cell, and back to the office phone—to ask what he prefers for dinner, completely disregarding any meetings he may be in.
• Task Lists: I’ll bombard him with messages detailing various tasks I’d like him to handle, always concluding with cheerful emojis and affectionate hugs.
• Driving with AC: During our dinner outing, I’ll blast the air conditioning to dry my hair, believing it gives me better curls than a diffuser. We might leave a bit early to maximize our time in the car.
• Menu Decision Delays: At the restaurant, I’ll spend at least 15 minutes contemplating the menu, likely merging several items into a unique creation.
• Hostess Stand Hoarding: I might treat the hostess stand as a mini buffet, filling my purse with free toothpicks, matchboxes, and mints.
• Dollar Store Snacks: Before heading to the movies, I’ll stop by the Dollar Store for snacks instead of overspending at the theater.
• Crunchy Treats: While watching the film, I’ll enjoy the sound of my bag of Sour Patch Kids, which, unlike theater boxes, is packaged in a crinkly bag.
• Late Night Shopping: At 11 PM, I’ll venture to Walmart for various items I’ve needed for ages, comparing prices and using coupons, all while paying with coins that have accumulated in my bag.
• Foot Care Ritual: I’ll slather my feet in Vaseline, wrap them in plastic, and wear wool socks overnight. Does it work? Uncertain, but it’s worth a shot.
• Blanket Hogging: Finally, I’ll toss and turn, ensuring I claim all the blankets and pillows throughout the night.

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In summary, tomorrow’s festivities will center around lighthearted annoyances that bring me joy and remind my partner to embrace the quirks that make our life together unique.