33 Reasons Why Parents Often Run Late

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In my pre-parenting days, punctuality was somewhat of a goal. However, since I became a parent, the reasons for my tardiness have taken on a whole new dimension. While I used to be late due to minor inconveniences, my current excuses are often far more entertaining—and chaotic. Here’s a list of 33 reasons why parents might find themselves running behind schedule:

1. My daughter insisted her socks were “out to get her.”
2. Just as we were leaving, both children felt an urgent need to use the bathroom.
3. I searched for my keys only to discover they were in my pocket the whole time.
4. The kids engaged in a heated debate about their seating arrangements.
5. My son turned a simple exit into a wrestling match with the dog, leaving hair all over him. I had to improvise a lint roller using masking tape.
6. Suddenly, none of their shoes seemed to have a matching pair.
7. One child decided to inquire about the origins of babies right as we were heading out.
8. A wardrobe malfunction led to wet underwear, necessitating a last-minute bath.
9. My son scraped his knee on the way to the car.
10. Out of nowhere, my kids became thirsty, leading to a snack crisis. So here we are for lunch, yet no one wants to eat.
11. Despite announcing “it’s time to go” 20 times, no one seemed to hear me.
12. My daughter had a meltdown over a situation that occurred days ago.
13. The kids were engaged in a fierce competition over who the dog loves more.
14. It was the perfect moment for one of them to ask a question about puberty.
15. I couldn’t find my phone, only to realize it was in my hand.
16. My son developed a sudden fever right before we stepped outside.
17. Just as we left, my dog decided to relieve himself indoors.
18. My son discovered the mess with his foot.
19. The kids fought over which radio station to listen to on our way.
20. My son remembered his forgotten homework at the last moment.
21. Another question about homosexuality came up just as we were about to leave.
22. My daughter changed outfits 13 times to find the perfect balance between chic and casual for fro-yo.
23. The kids bumped heads while trying to get into the car.
24. My son complained about elbow pain out of the blue.
25. A debate erupted over whose tongue is longer.
26. My daughter insisted on re-cleaning an old cut, which had mostly healed, and we had to play doctor.
27. I couldn’t find my glasses, only to discover they were perched on my head.
28. My daughter wanted to gift you a drawing and insisted it be appreciated.
29. A long-forgotten stuffed animal was deemed missing just as we were leaving. We had to conduct a home search for it.
30. My son managed to fall out of the car while trying to get in.
31. I lost track of one of my children, who was already waiting in the car.
32. My daughter realized she forgot to put on underwear while wearing a skirt.
33. My daughter complained of an itchy fingernail at the last minute.

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Summary

Parenting is filled with unexpected antics that often lead to tardiness. From wardrobe malfunctions and sudden questions about puberty to searches for missing shoes, the reasons for being late can be humorous and relatable.